Things exciting me

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My brain lately has been somewhat like...

“she has a nice ass”

“but she’s a neurotic freak that I want nothing to do with.”

“Yeah, but she has a nice ass.”

“but she’s a neurotic freak that I want nothing to do with.”

“Yeah, but she has a nice ass.”

 

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Understanding cymatics.

 

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Tea time

 

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I can’t fully enjoy a piece of strawberry shortcake, or an orgasm, until everyone on earth has been vaccinated.

 

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Stop being selfish. I want to have an orgasm.

 

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The Way of the Future.

 

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If a woman is fond of cumin it means she is sexually adventurous, not afraid of masculine body odours, and willing to let her nose get a little dirty. If, on the other hand, a woman dislikes cumin it means she is sexually prudish, working through attachment issues with her mother, and may sway towards lesbianism later in life.

 

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Pepperidge Farm exploits the infinite nature of reality to sell you loaves of Raisin Cinnamon Swirl bread.

 

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The Pepperidge Farm marketers are master manipulators of the human psyche and are knowingly programming your subconscious mind to sell you bread you don’t need.

 

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Got invited to do some cooking this weekend at a 70k/year boarding school, and the only thing I’m wondering is what you can learn for 70k/year that you can’t learn on the internet for free?

 

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