The OFFICIAL Social Distancing Thread: Life in Lockdown

[edinatlanta]

There's a ton of parties around my house. I'm most upset i wasn't invited....just....i don't know i feel like it's my senior year all over again when i always offered to buy beer for the freshman

 

[Thrift Vader]

Covid Garden wars episode 4.

10am, doorbell rang. old lady from next door. (lets call her "Karen")
Wife goes outside, Karen wants to move the line and make my garden smaller. wife moves 2 of my corns. then gets pissed off and destroys Karen's stupid fence. tells her not to talk to her again. she than comes back to bed and tells me about it.

You did what??!!!!! oh **** no. i'm going to fix this later.
Poor corn, what did they do to you? -planted it again carefully,and watered the garden.
3 hours later. . .

She did it again. so i set it right. put her stupid fence on her side. and hammered the poles into the ground so she can't do it again.

Her grounds keeper guy was outside. "Hey, you tell that stupid senile Karen to stop messing with my garden"
Then karen herself comes out, an i tell her she's a daft, selfish old bat. which i repeated in the company of a neighbor she had roped into this. (a neighbor whom i had helped before, and was indifferent)
so i set about planting my spring Onions. lovely.
Making progress boys.

 

[Numbernine]

Dude

 

[Omega Male]

Honestly I think baptisms should just stay like this afterwards…

 

[edinatlanta]

Honestly I think baptisms should just stay like this afterwards…

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Already posted.

 

[Omega Male]

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[edinatlanta]

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I still got love for you.

 

[Omega Male]

??

 

[beargonefishing]

Why don't you 2 get a fungeon already.

 

[edinatlanta]

Why don't you 2 get a fungeon already.

You ever heard the word: a love unrequited

 

[Omega Male]

That's several words.

 

[brokencycle]

That's several words.

Always the pedant.

 

[Omega Male]

But never the ****.

 

[edinatlanta]

That's several words.

And you wonder why i dont love you

 

[beargonefishing]

You don't need love to make love, just working ********. It's like my kindergarten teacher used to say, "you can't always suck, but you can always suck another person's ********."