The little (but cool) things girls do...

[Kris]

The line "chicks are for ****" was made for OP.

 

[Piobaire]

This thread just screams restraining order.

 

[username79]

The way I would walk into my bathroom and find her shaving her scrotum.

The conversation would go something like this:

Me: Uh, do you live here?

Her: No.

 

[FrankieGT]

The only cool "little things" that come to my mind are sexual.

First up: my girlfriend (now ex) randomly tells me that she wants to try anal. Completely out of the blue. I've joked around about it a few times on previous occasions but never thought she would actually let me do it. It's the first time for the both of us. I put it in very slowly and keep making sure she's OK. Once I get inside and thrust a few times, she's like "oh my god that feels SO good" in a really surprised voice. I felt so close to her after that and couldn't stop smiling. I felt like I had just lost my virginity.

Shortly after the above relationship ended, I meet a random girl at a bar. She says that all the friends she was with that night had already found guys to go home and hook up with. I'm thinking score. We end up going back to my friends house and fooling around in the bathroom. I'm really drunk that night and having trouble finishing inside her. I take my sausage out, beat it until I get close, and then push her head down so that I can finish in her mouth. I'm 100% expecting her to spit it out afterwards, since pretty much every girl I've been with before that has told me it has a "strong" taste (ie. ****************). Nope, she swallows it and comes up with a huge smile on her face like she loves it. Ahhhhh that made me feel like a G and I walked around with a semi for about 4 days.

Yeah, I'm a real perv.

 

[appolyon]

Originally Posted by username79

The way I would walk into my bathroom and find her shaving her scrotum.

A true iGent would have offered a hand.

Originally Posted by FrankieGT

Yeah, I'm a real perv.

Ed probably goes through this before he sits down for breakfast, everyday.

 

[Faded501s]

Originally Posted by appolyon

Am struggling to think of what an embryonic cord on a egg looks like...

Come on man, they're those little white goobery-looking things you find in most scrambled eggs

Originally Posted by thewallychamp

the tag on this thread includes:

earfucking...

now somebody better drop an earfucking story in here real fast before people are let down.

Originally Posted by Davidko19

LOL

Ha, I LOL'd typing that!

Originally Posted by Kohan

She also does a much better job on my eyebrows than I ever could. Does a convincing job of making it look like I have two normal ones, instead of a large venomous caterpillar intent on eating my face.

Yes, now that's a woman worth marrying

 

[hendrix]

Originally Posted by thewallychamp

the tag on this thread includes:

earfucking...

now somebody better drop an earfucking story in here real fast before people are let down.

"...Once you go black...................................You go deaf"

 

[grundletaint]

she stops talking when she falls asleep

 

[sweetscienceguy]

sounds like yall need to open up your spectrum of women

all the women ive been with have been cool as ****

for instance,

my ex back in the day would pick me up after my football games (cause i didn't have a car), bring me to her place to chill in the jacuzi while she gives me a lil rub down

yup

 

[r...]

Sometimes they let me stay over and shower in the morning. I dont expect much, but its always a plus when a lady buys me a drink for a change.

 

[hamish5178]

Originally Posted by FrankieGT

Shortly after the above relationship ended, I meet a random girl at a bar. She says that all the friends she was with that night had already found guys to go home and hook up with. I'm thinking score. We end up going back to my friends house and fooling around in the bathroom. I'm really drunk that night and having trouble finishing inside her. I take my sausage out, beat it until I get close, and then push her head down so that I can finish in her mouth. I'm 100% expecting her to spit it out afterwards, since pretty much every girl I've been with before that has told me it has a "strong" taste (ie. ****************). Nope, she swallows it and comes up with a huge smile on her face like she loves it. Ahhhhh that made me feel like a G and I walked around with a semi for about 4 days.


This may be one of the most fucked up things I've ever read on the internet.

 

[username79]

Originally Posted by hamish5178

This may be one of the most fucked up things I've ever read on the internet.

You obviously need to branch out from Disney.com more often.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by thinman

Thomas, don't you think you're being a little hard on your wife? You'd trade her in just because she hasn't given you an impromptu card lately??

- well-played.

 

[hamish5178]

Originally Posted by username79

You obviously need to branch out from Disney.com more often.

It's the idea that it might be real that is most terrifying. . .

Who has sex with a random chick in a bathroom, then proceeds to shove his dick in her mouth?

 

[Dakota rube]

^ Are you asking for a show of hands?