Should you and your car match when shopping for a girlfriend?

[Fuuma]

What the title says.

 

[itsstillmatt]

**** yeah, bra.



Better?

 

[Mark from Plano]

 

[edmorel]

by "shopping for a girlfriend", do you mean looking to buy a woman or buying something for a woman? I have experience with the former, but not the latter.

 

[kwilkinson]

What's a girlfriend

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by iammatt

**** yeah, bra.



Better?

I wish there was a rep system. You're perfect, all you need is to post a picture of you in an armani suit, rolex, hermes tie and gucci bit loafers while standing in front of a benz. Please write all brands in caps and make constant references to your money. I'd also appreciate if you talked about getting Jagger Bombs with your wingmen after pumping iron at the gym.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Can't forget your Aqua di Gio.

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Can't forget your Aqua di Gio.

Helps get the babes to notice you and your table with full champagne service.

 

[Fuuma]

At Marquee of course (is it me or is this place boring even during fashion week?)

 

[SoCal2NYC]

I know several promoters at Marquee and I still won't go.

 

[skalogre]

My startlingly handsome yet manly looks make all this fluff irrelevant, Fuuma!



(not really but I felt like saying that

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[bowtielover]

Unless your modeling the car or plan to stand up against it for several hours i don't think the girls will be turned off if the two of you don't match.

 

[JBZ]

I always try to dress like my PORSCHE when I take my wife shopping on RODEO DRIVE. I usually leave the FERRARI at home, as I've found it's not a good vehicle for shopping (at least not at any shopping area that the general public might have heard about). I find that wearing my ROLEX is a good start, as all the salepeople instantly want to talk with me and flatter me about my expensive, refined tastes. I've actually been in stores where the salespeople have broken out bottles of CRISTAL (once again, for Ed) when I've walked in. I often receive requests for sexual favors. If I'm not wearing my ROLEX, I find that I don't get similar service.

I find it all amazing and embarrassing, considering my humility and low key demeanor. I'm just there to shop (or look around, really), y'know. Despite this, I won't tolerate poor behavior from sales associates. One guy looked at me funny, and then, after I slapped him firmly across his cheek, had the audacity to try and explain that he had something in his eye. I don't think it's unreasonable for each sales associates to make not less than 5 references to my ROLEX, not less than 3 references to my PORSCHE, and not less than 3 mentions of how great I seem in general. I'm not looking to be treated like a king or anything, depsite my PORSCHE and my ROLEX. I just don't want to be treated like a peasant (or, y'know, like an ordinary person).

I also never pay retail, 'cause that's for suckers.

 

[kwilkinson]

^^ Do you happen to work at a bank, my friend?

 

[JBZ]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

^^ Do you happen to work at a bank, my friend?

I'm a Senior Junior Executive Vice President. I'm promised a promotion to Junior Senior Executive Vice President (Penny Distributions) next year.

Keep up the hard work, and you too can be like me (well, not really).