Sharing "the roster"

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by merkur, Dec 16, 2008.

  1. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    I've never asked for nor have been asked for the roster.

    Although there was this one FWB many many years ago - the conversation went this way: I told her she wasn't the only one I was banging at the time, and she told me she might be able to give me a head count of her FWB's. Strangely though she seemed available pretty well every time I called her.
     


  2. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    hahahahahaha @ "they let me stick my penis in them"
     


  3. SField

    SField Senior member

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    ^haha. another friend tried on his tux weeks before the wedding and jokingly said to fiance, "once you go black..."

    she replied, "i went back. i'm marrying you."

    then told him about the string of wannabe rappers and thugs (her words) she dated before him.

    times like these i'm glad to know my wife forever basically.


    O MY GOD why do I think I know who you're talking about.
     


  4. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    how long ago? it's possible.
     


  5. haganah

    haganah Senior member

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    Yeah some of us can be jerks about the numbers thing but it's because we can [​IMG]

    I'd be more concerned about the acts...I'm into weird shit every once in a while and I've been happy that every girl I met hasn't done any of that, but I'm scared one day I'll fall in love with some girl edmorel went to town on.
     


  6. SField

    SField Senior member

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    Yeah some of us can be jerks about the numbers thing but it's because we can [​IMG]

    I'd be more concerned about the acts...I'm into weird shit every once in a while and I've been happy that every girl I met hasn't done any of that, but I'm scared one day I'll fall in love with some girl edmorel went to town on.



    Why be scared? You can rest assured she'll have the cleanest asshole this side of the Marianas Trench.
     


  7. thinman

    thinman Senior member

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    Yeah some of us can be jerks about the numbers thing but it's because we can [​IMG]

    I'd be more concerned about the acts...I'm into weird shit every once in a while and I've been happy that every girl I met hasn't done any of that, but I'm scared one day I'll fall in love with some girl edmorel went to town on.


    I guess you wouldn't ask to share "the roster", you'd ask for "the menu".
     


  8. SField

    SField Senior member

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    how long ago? it's possible.

    11 yrs?
     


  9. ChicagoRon

    ChicagoRon Senior member

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    Acceptable Answers:
    "I fall in love a lot"
    "Everyone before I met you doesn't matter"
    "You're the last one, isn't that enough?"

    Unacceptable Answers:
    "Can I round that down to the nearest 50?"
    "You mean this week?"
     


  10. thekunk07

    thekunk07 Senior member

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    whoa. marriage was in 1998. pm me.

    11 yrs?
     


  11. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    Why be scared? You can rest assured she'll have the cleanest asshole this side of the Marianas Trench.

    You can stop jocking me, I already voted for you.

    http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=93601
     


  12. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    ^haha. a lot depends on age at the time. a 34 year old woman in nyc can easily experience 34 dicks.
    say, 3-5 in high school, 5-7 in college, and a few every year there after.


    Oh it's totally reasonable. But it still is not cool with me. I'm not reasonable!


    This is exactly why one never shares "the roster". Even if both partners have a reasonable number of partners (which is subjective!) it's still neither of each others business.
     


  13. merkur

    merkur Senior member

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  14. hadamulletonce

    hadamulletonce Senior member

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    My wife never asked me about my past 'roster' and and I wasn't the least bit interested in her notches. Some things are best left in the past.
     


  15. huy

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    I would never ask and never tell. Like others have said, ignorance is bliss.
     


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