Screw you guys. My city rocks.
- White Sox tickets have been holding steady at about $9 a pop.
- I haven't had to go to school all week!
- When Obama's term(s) is over, he'll have a crown waiting for him. Rahm is letting him pick the color.
- The oft-loathed parking-meter takeover has actually lessened parking congestion. There are also fewer ugly cars on the streets because fewer poor people can afford to park.
- Need a full-scale model of the Mars Curiosity? Yeah, we've got one.
- The tourists are not idiots. They've come to Chicago because they've already mastered the cooler cities.
- You think your citizens like premium denim? Ours riot to get it.
- Winter. You guys look like idiots wearing your Wings+Horns sweaters when it's 50°.
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