Real dirty between my legs

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

First death by horses penis, now this.

so much for the creepiness on this forum going down.

 

[WesternBlot]

Maybe it's a manifestation of an STD...?

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by iammatt

so much for the creepiness on this forum going down.

I know, right?

 

[WesternBlot]

Originally Posted by quevola

Sometimes when insulin levels are high a skin condition called Acanthosis Nigricans can occur.

Acanthosis resembles a dark leathery patch and usually occurs around the neck, armpits, and groin area. Most common in obese individuals and can be a sign of pre-diabetes. Get it checked out.

Interesting fact of the day. I wonder why this info isn't more readily distributed. Maybe the name sounds racist.

 

[phatty123]

omg. That Acanthosis Nigricans does looks a bit like my groin area on the left side. I am skinny though and not overweight. I do know my liver is not that good though I don't drink much and I do eat healthy b/c the doctor checked me up like 3 months ago. But i really believe its b/c i didn't wash that area good enough instead of what Acanthosis means.

Should i just go to a doctor ASAP?

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by WesternBlot

Interesting fact of the day. I wonder why this info isn't more readily distributed. Maybe the name sounds racist.

It does sound a little racist.

 

[offline100]

Wow. After such an enticing title, this thread turned out to be a real letdown.

 

[JetBlast]

Should i just go to a doctor ASAP

As I said before, better safe than sorry.

JB

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by offline100

Wow. After such an enticing title, this thread turned out to be a real letdown.

LOL.

On a serious note, why for ****'s sake aren't you (phatty123) showering everyday?

Jon.

 

[phatty123]

I do showever everyday now. I am talking about 1.5 years ago. Sometimes i fall asleep and forget OR i wash everywhere but don't wash it "that well" if you get what i mean.

 

[amerikajinda]

use a loofah.

 

[montecristo#4]

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

use a loofah.

Or sandpaper.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by phatty123

I do showever everyday now. I am talking about 1.5 years ago. Sometimes i fall asleep and forget OR i wash everywhere but don't wash it "that well" if you get what i mean.

I don't know how old you are but I'll assume I'm a bit older and more experienced than you so I'd like to pass along some advice that will help you in many instances in life, not the least of which is with the ladies.

Before you leave your house every morning, and this almost definitely entails showering in the morning, make sure your ass (crack and all) and the entire crotch/ taint area is ******* **** and span clean. I'm not talking simply letting soapy water run down that area, I'm talking about taking good soap (don't use the womens soap's like Dove etc) and scrubbing yourself well. Take some shampoo like head and shoulders or something and use it on your crack. Wash everything off, and then do it again. Whenever you think your ass is clean, soap it up one more time. Towel off and then throw some talcum powder in there. You probably sweat a lot. No part of your body sweats as much and has so little ventilation as those parts. Never leave your house with a dirty/smelly taint or ass. Take care of them, and they will take care of you.

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

use a loofah.

Or a Falafel.

 

[mack11211]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

Or a Falafel.

Is there a difference?

Or is that why I need a new one for every shower?