Random Food Questions Thread

[mgm9128]

Can a really good fish sauce save a troubled marriage?

 

[mgm9128]

This song is so good, easy listening for a Monday morning

 

[venividivicibj]

You doing alright?

 

[lawyerdad]

how can I eliminate stubborn belly fat while maintaining an erection and not having my hair thin out too much?

Fanta.

 

[mgm9128]

How can I eliminate stubborn belly fat without giving up the foods I love?

 

[mgm9128]

Join my 9 week program to find out how you can elimate stubborn belly fat without giving up the foods you love.

 

[mgm9128]

Do you think gomestar ever learned how to properly mince his chives?

 

[mrwoodhouse]

For years I cut chives like this.

Spoiler

They were awful and stuck in my teeth. Then I found religion and cast such delicate things aside.

Spoiler

The consequent excellence of my fish sauce did not save that relationship. Anyway, I suppose I do have a food question while I'm here: temp to deep-fry eggs for a crisp white + just-set yolk?

 

[mgm9128]

I want more vascularity in my forearms so that I can most effectively dominate my political adversaries.

 

[ehkay]

Beet juice

 

[mgm9128]

Why do I always feel a few degrees more suicidal upon entering a Whole Foods market?

 

[mgm9128]

Did you ever get the feeling a married woman wants to sleep with you and also simultaneously get the feeling that her husband would like to watch?

Strange.

 

[otc]

Try sucking three dicks at the same time

 

[mgm9128]

Do any of you have wives who cook you dinner and you have to pretend you’re enjoying the food but you know it’s awful and way back in the back of your mind you’re thinking to yourself why you married this lousy cook?

 

[mgm9128]

Try sucking three dicks at the same time

That doesn’t quite sound like my type of party.