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Ocean's 8. Is there a big audience for a female heist film? All female casts have made lots of hits. I thought Bridesmaids had funny moments, but this seems forced and terrible.
The Shape Of Water is overrated tripe. First of all, Guillermo del Toro hasn't written a decent screenplay since Mimic and hasn't directed something watchable since Blade 2. The "love story" is thinly disguised bestiality. The lead actress is untalented and unconvincing, and she's less attractive than she is competent.
And the less said about the so-called supporting cast, the better. Is there a single more overrated actor working today than Michael Shannon? Octavia Butler is clearly just showing up for a paycheck, and who can blame her, given the preposterous dialog and ludicrous story.
I have not wasted two hours of my life on this embarrassment, and neither should anyone else. At least del Toro's next POS will have giant robots. That might keep audiences awake.
And while I'm on the exceedingly stupid subject of giant robots, why does Pacific Rim 2 even exist? The first was an expensive flop that critics disliked and audiences ignored. They should have just lit a dump truck full of Benjamins on fire. Hell, that would have been more watchable than Pacific Rim. Giant CGI monster movies suck, (Godzilla, Cloverfield, that one where Ann Hathaway controls some rampaging monster by mistake) giant CGI robots suck (Transformers. Oh for the love of god, please, make those stop). What coked up imbecile decided that two ****** things wouldn't be twice as ****** together?
I'm so glad I haven't watched a Guillermo del Toro movie in the last 15 years.
I dunno man, I watched Dunkirk on my 52" Sony the other night and was pretty impressed.