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[DNW]

Big Ben the Ultrasonic Electric Organ

 

[kwiteaboy]

Tiny.

 

[MCsommerreid]

Real name: Bartholomew the Strangely Proportioned Torpedo

Username: Bartholomew the Nuclear Powered Assault Weapon

Amazing.

 

[odoreater]

Originally Posted by lakewolf

You find gay the fact that we gather here to share our penises names ?

Yes

 

[Manny Calavera]

Darth Vader the Lipstick Covered Love Sausage

Badass.

 

[aportnoy]

Thor, the one-eyed son of Odin

 

[Steve B.]

Thor, the one-eyed son of Odin

That one's good.

 

[Fuuma]

with my name: Achilles the Unconventional Prehensile Tentacle

with my alias: Bugs Bunny the Ultimate Ferocious Beast

 

[ratboycom]

Colonel Sanders the Great White Weapon of Mass Destruction

 

[JSK]

Just the letter "a"
Pinky the Perky Big Pink Cock

Username here
Tom Jones the Adjustable TrouserSnake

Another username
Prince Charlie the Ultimate Spaghetti Strand

Yet another username
Ethel Merman the Unconventional Weapon of Mass Destruction

Horrible nickname that friends persist in calling me
Colonel Sanders the Strangely Proportioned Photon Canon

Putting in a friend's nickname
Mr Pokey the Perky Pocket Rocket

with his last name as well
Mr Pokey the Multi-tasking Love Sausage

 

[designprofessor]

darth vader the ultrasonic electric organ

not a good penis name, but should I start a band, I've got a title...
we'll do trance and run porno clips and b/w sci fi's

 

[Wayfarer]

First and last names: Tom Jones the Terrifying Pendulous Penis
Middle name: Gordon the Nuclear Powered Caterpillar
SF name: Darth Vader the Strangely Proportioned Weapon of Mass Destruction

 

[ts4them]

Tiddles the Enthusiastic Love Sausage

 

[Kas]

Darth Vader the Ultrasonic Weapon of Mass Destruction

 

[woodywoodson]

"Woody the Barbed Intruder" was produced in response to a quick test input. That seems like a pretty name, so I might have to stick with it. Get ready world, here comes Woody ...