Meet Scarlette Johanson through ebay auction

[texas_jack]

Which one of you pervs bid this up so high? Be sure to watch the video. I wonder she bounces them like that on purpose.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Jo...QQcmdZViewItem

 

[kwilkinson]

Sweet Jesus if I only had 20 grand.

I'd go edmorel on her.

 

[lakewolf]

Does the winner get a ** or a happy ending at least ?

 

[brimley]

Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett's schedule that evening.


What is the bidding at, 5K a minute?

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Sweet Jesus if I only had 20 grand.

I'd go edmorel on her.

You like it, the spaghetti?

Jon.

 

[Ambulance Chaser]

Originally Posted by nyf

Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett's schedule that evening.


What is the bidding at, 5K a minute?
I heard on a radio morning show that the meet and greet is five minutes.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser

I heard on a radio morning show that the meet and greet is five minutes.

Hell that leaves 4 1/2 minutes to cuddle.

 

[edmorel]

20 grand would get you some primo beaver, much better than Scarlett (which isn't saying much). You'd get to spend some serious time, not 5 minutes, and she would go edmorel on you.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by edmorel

20 grand would get you some primo beaver, much better than Scarlett (which isn't saying much). You'd get to spend some serious time, not 5 minutes, and she would go edmorel on you.

Not completely OT, but in your avatar, is that a stiletto? Because if it is: damn.

Jon.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

Not completely OT, but in your avatar, is that a stiletto? Because if it is: damn.

Jon.

5 inch Louboutin, 2 or 3 of those inches "hidden" in the pic. If you ever want to reach a state of Nirvana, have a girl use her heel on you as you are about to finish, you'll believe in Unicorns after that experience.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by edmorel

5 inch Louboutin, 2 or 3 of those inches "hidden" in the pic. If you ever want to reach a state of Nirvana, have a girl use her heel on you as you are about to finish, you'll believe in Unicorns after that experience.

I shall take your word for it. I'm not saying I'm not without my sexual fetishes, but that just isn't on my list.

Jon.

 

[CBDB]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Sweet Jesus if I only had 20 grand.

I'd go edmorel on her.

FWIW edmorel is probably the only person that if I told him to "kiss ******!" I would have to follow with "no tongue"

 

[HomerJ]

Originally Posted by texas_jack

Which one of you pervs bid this up so high? Be sure to watch the video. I wonder she bounces them like that on purpose.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Jo...QQcmdZViewItem

She's spastic and awkward with those hand movements. Good looking but not all that.

 

[Fade to Black]

Originally Posted by edmorel

20 grand would get you some primo beaver, much better than Scarlett (which isn't saying much). You'd get to spend some serious time, not 5 minutes, and she would go edmorel on you.

+1.

Then again, I wouldn't mind meeting Scarlett in an elevator.

 

[tricota]

Arh, great. Like I needed another reason to resent myself for not being a millionaire...

Ill have to wait for her to come to town then...