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Does the winner get a BJ or a happy ending at least ?
 

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Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett's schedule that evening.


What is the bidding at, 5K a minute?
 

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Originally Posted by nyf
Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett's schedule that evening.


What is the bidding at, 5K a minute?

I heard on a radio morning show that the meet and greet is five minutes.
 

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Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser
I heard on a radio morning show that the meet and greet is five minutes.

Hell that leaves 4 1/2 minutes to cuddle.
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
20 grand would get you some primo beaver, much better than Scarlett (which isn't saying much). You'd get to spend some serious time, not 5 minutes, and she would go edmorel on you.

Not completely OT, but in your avatar, is that a stiletto? Because if it is: damn.

Jon.
 

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Originally Posted by imageWIS
Not completely OT, but in your avatar, is that a stiletto? Because if it is: damn.

Jon.


5 inch Louboutin, 2 or 3 of those inches "hidden" in the pic. If you ever want to reach a state of Nirvana, have a girl use her heel on you as you are about to finish, you'll believe in Unicorns after that experience.
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
5 inch Louboutin, 2 or 3 of those inches "hidden" in the pic. If you ever want to reach a state of Nirvana, have a girl use her heel on you as you are about to finish, you'll believe in Unicorns after that experience.

I shall take your word for it. I'm not saying I'm not without my sexual fetishes, but that just isn't on my list.

Jon.
 

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Sweet Jesus if I only had 20 grand.

I'd go edmorel on her.


FWIW edmorel is probably the only person that if I told him to "kiss my ass!" I would have to follow with "no tongue"
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
20 grand would get you some primo beaver, much better than Scarlett (which isn't saying much). You'd get to spend some serious time, not 5 minutes, and she would go edmorel on you.

+1.

Then again, I wouldn't mind meeting Scarlett in an elevator.
 

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Arh, great. Like I needed another reason to resent myself for not being a millionaire...


Ill have to wait for her to come to town then...
 

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