Let's come up with ways to disparage all and any occupations and professions!

[bringusingoodale]

We all have come across them. They can be fun and great for friendly ribbing. I like to read them and hear them.

Post an occupation/profession and if you can a disparaging euphemism or description. Leave requests if you are really stumped for ideas. Coming up with better or different ones for same occupation is encouraged!

Get ball rolling...

Financiers--Excel jokeys
Teacher--Glorified babysitter
Administrative assistant--pencil-pushing lackey

Here's some I often want to hear some for

Psychologist
Personal trainer

 

[Lord-Barrington]

Psychologist - Overpriced shoulder to cry on.
Personal trainer - Meatheaded biatch of the rich.

Here's some more:

Public servant
Engineer

 

[bringusingoodale]

Personal trainer - Meatheaded biatch of the rich.

I struggled with personal trainer, I like this one.

Public servant-- leech of society

I can't come up with better for the rest. I am sure others can do better than me.