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[The_Jar]

Originally Posted by willy cheesesteak

yea and?

 

[Connemara]

I don't care if Sammi is a *****, she is the only hot one. Would pork.

The Situation is truly one of the greatest television characters in years. Beyond hilarious. The whole "I talk so much game and never get laid" bit didn't get stale even though I expected it to. This guy is gonna be rich in no time at all.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I don't care if Sammi is a *****, she is the only hot one. Would pork. The Situation is truly one of the greatest television characters in years. Beyond hilarious. The whole "I talk so much game and never get laid" bit didn't get stale even though I expected it to. This guy is gonna be rich in no time at all.
Sammi isn't hot. She just wears tons of makeup. If I had my pick I'd tittyfuck Snooks and call it a day. Don't want no STDs from those skanks anyway. EDIT: The host for this reunion is truly worse than hippo excrement. She has zero presence or personality.

 

[The_Jar]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

Sammi isn't hot. She just wears tons of makeup. If I had my pick I'd tittyfuck Snooks and call it a day. Don't want no STDs from those skanks anyway.

EDIT: The host for this reunion is truly worse than hippo excrement. She has zero presence or personality.

wud tittyfuck angelina and snooki

 

[somatoform]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

Sammi isn't hot. She just wears tons of makeup. If I had my pick I'd tittyfuck Snooks and call it a day. Don't want no STDs from those skanks anyway.

EDIT: The host for this reunion is truly worse than hippo excrement. She has zero presence or personality.


Judging from the number of times you've posted just on snooks in this thread, your obsession masquerading as indifference makes me willing to bet that you'd do anything she wants faster than she can suck down a pickle. Just admit already that you love the girl.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by somatoform

Judging from the number of times you've posted just on snooks in this thread, your obsession masquerading as indifference makes me willing to bet that you'd do anything she wants faster than she can suck down a pickle. Just admit already that you love the girl.

 

[MetroStyles]

I admit it! She is like a little half-Asian Norfin troll!

 

[sonick]

Originally Posted by The_Jar

wud tittyfuck angelina and snooki

Would hatefuck angelina. Would not **** snooki with conne's dick.

 

[bawlin]

Originally Posted by TRINI

Did you see his tweets during the shows?

One of the best:

You guys realize that's not his real Twitter.

 

[embowafa]

Originally Posted by bawlin

You guys realize that's not his real Twitter.

You realize you're absolutely wrong.

+1 on Angelina hate ****. She actually looked pretty good on the reunion show.

 

[zillka]

vinny is such a pansy ... he couldn't even laugh at himself for living with his mom, he looked like he was about to implode...

'well that's what all italians do, we live with our moms until 30 years old bleh' speak for your bum self and get a f**king pair

ronny is..as pauly d would say... a SUCKAAA, got played for the fat 'roid head he is. sammi needs to be replaced next season asap


SAMMI = zZzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Texasmade]

Sammi was looking nervous the whole reunion show. She knew it was about to blow up with that one clip with the Situation.

 

[bawlin]

Originally Posted by embowafa

You realize you're absolutely wrong.

+1 on Angelina hate ****. She actually looked pretty good on the reunion show.

I'm 100% right, however you can continue to be naive and think you're reading the Situation's real tweets.

 

[SpooPoker]

I want more story on the Jewish chick that stalked Pauly Ds whole life on the boardwalk. Drove 4 hours to Rhode Island? WTF

 

[The_Jar]

Originally Posted by SpooPoker

I want more story on the Jewish chick that stalked Pauly Ds whole life on the boardwalk. Drove 4 hours to Rhode Island? WTF

dude you dont want any of that, she'll stalk your whole life