James Bond is rubbish

[Thomas]

Bond may be rubbish, but he's stylish rubbish, and - more to the point - he's my kind of stylish rubbish, so I will be buying tickets to Quantum of Solice.

Originally Posted by acidicboy

Apparently no one here likes invisible BMWs, giant igloo hotels and Madonna as a fencing intstructress.

It was the Aston was was invisible.

And I went along for all of it, the Aston, the igloo, the Madonna in fencing gear - ALL OF IT I TELL YOU - until the stupid wind-surfing scene. God damn it that was ne plus ultra stupid. And as if it wasn't bad enough...the cliff scene looked like a Mr. Bill skit on SNL. I saw that... and the spell was broken. I nearly walked out of the theater because of that. I rooted for Jinx's death after that scene and hoped Bond wouldn't be long in joining her in the afterlife.

 

[gorgekko]

Casino Royale was the best Bond ever if you like to watch a guy play poker for half of a movie.

 

[Cary Grant]

Originally Posted by gorgekko

Casino Royale was the best Bond ever if you like to watch a guy play poker for half of a movie.

Casino Royale is one of the best Bond's ever.




By the way- did you all know the title comes from Fleming? It's one of only for Fleming stories left that hadn't been used. And will be the last as the rest are worse.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by Thomas

It was the Aston was was invisible.

Oh yeah, Mr. Smarty Pants? How are you sure its an Aston if its invisible? huh? huh?

 

[Eason]

 

[Flieger]

Damn is this a new form of visual rickrolling?

 

[bigbadbuff]

Maybe it's just nostalgia from childhood, but I still like watching Living Daylights. Maryam D'Abo was hot as **** in this like her sis was in Conan the Destroyer.

Goldeneye was the only really good Brosnan outing. I can only watch a few of the Moore/Connery movies. It is a franchise that is overrated in a big way, but they strike gold often enough to keep it going. Casino Royale was terrific IMO, but some disagree.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

Oh yeah, Mr. Smarty Pants? How are you sure its an Aston if its invisible? huh? huh?

The exhaust note is a dead giveaway.

Originally Posted by Eason

I LOL'd AT THIS HEINOUS TRAVESTY.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by Thomas

The exhaust note is a dead giveaway.

I LOL'd AT THIS HEINOUS TRAVESTY.

I laughed pretty hard when I saw this and my boss came over to see what the fuss was about and he had a good lol too.

 

[gorgekko]

Originally Posted by Cary Grant

Casino Royale is one of the best Bond's ever.

I can watch it every day on sports channels...except Phil Helmuth plays James Bond.

 

[thekunk07]

i found it completely unwatchable. bored after 30 minutes. but what do i know-i was a roger moore fan.

Originally Posted by gorgekko

Casino Royale was the best Bond ever if you like to watch a guy play poker for half of a movie.

 

[IUtoSLU]

Pierce Brosnan was terrible. The new Bond is great, the complete opposite of Brosnan.

 

[Eason]

Goldeneye is still one of my favourite Bond movies.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Eason

Goldeneye is still one of my favourite Bond movies.

And maybe one of the best video games ever created.

 

[James Bond]

OP, what did I ever do to you?