HORNS
Stylish Dinosaur
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If he had gambling debts, Longhorn boosters leave a trail of dead bodies that would make Anton Chigurh jealous just to keep him around. If his mama needed a new liver, a compatible one would suddenly "appear" at UT med center right after 100 illegals disappeared in the Brownsville, Texas area.
They seem to love Will "Boom, Motherfucker" Muschamp in Texas. They can meet or exceed anything that Tennessee can offer, except maybe for three-legged dogs or moonshine. I'd be pretty surprised if Muschamp went anywhere.
Oh, Lord . . .