Initial vs. later stages of a relationship...

[BubblyMasquerade]

Originally Posted by Thrift Pirate

it's fun because you make some good memories together, you understand one another like noone else does...at least you should. Having a crotch fruit together, and watching him/her grow up and have their personalities as well. It's a great adventure. I agree the first few weeks of a relationship are off the charts though.

fixed that for you.

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by Thrift Pirate

it's fun because you make some good memories together, you understand one another like noone else does...at least you should. Having a crotch fruit together, and watching him/her grow up and have their personalities as well. It's a great adventure. I agree the first few months of a relationship are off the charts though.
I was unable to find this particular variety today at the supermarket. Is it a local specialty?

 

[il ciclista]

Originally Posted by BubblyMasquerade

fixed that for you.

hey it was months for me, sex 5 times a day with a 108lb latina hottie

Originally Posted by Rambo

I was unable to find this particular variety today at the supermarket. Is it a local specialty?


haha i was wondering if anyone caught that

 

[ilkandi]

Originally Posted by BubblyMasquerade

first 2 weeks are the best, goes slowly downhill from there.

girls are either crazy or boring ime.

true but luckily I like a little crazy and some temper. The really crazy ones are found out in 10 minutes (wide unblinking eyes, tense voice, no sense of humor, conspiracy theories). Others aren't necessarily boring, but they rarely hold my attention after 4 dates (or 2 encounters).
Can't make it to relationship stage when big head and little head disagree

, I'm gonna be a lonely old man if I don't get rich

 

[BubblyMasquerade]

Originally Posted by Thrift Pirate

hey it was months for me, sex 5 times a day with a 108lb latina hottie haha i was wondering if anyone caught that
sex is better when she's crazy dawg.

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by BubblyMasquerade

sex is better with crazy women until one of them tries to stab you in your sleep. That's the one you want to be in a relationship with.
ftfy

 

[Helix]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

...Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or Bends with the remover to remove. O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark, That looks on tempests and is never shaken. It is the star to every wandering bark, whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken. -- William Shakespeare
Thread is summed up better by this: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than ********' red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare. --Shakey

 

[willpower]

The period before you you feel comfortable farting in front of each other is the best.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by willpower

The period before you you feel comfortable farting in front of each other is the best.

This comes way too soon for me...

 

[Dedalus]

What's the point of eating besides nourishment and flavor? Seems overrated to me.

 

[Flambeur]

By the way, so true about sex being better with a crazy woman...