I'm New Here - Help Needed!

[theuglylover]

dude you have a really odd body type. it sounds like most OTR clothing won't fit you so well. either get some MTM stuff or you should get to know your local tailor.

 

[DLester]

Originally Posted by Unlit_Hallway

Wow, thanks guys. I really appreciate how welcoming and down to earth everyone here has been. Very helpful! I'll definitely try cutting off my arms, thanks.
come on man, we get five threads like yours every day. except for minor details, EVERY ONE IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE. It is like friggin Groundhog Day here, over and over. just lurk okay? and follow forum rules about posting questions and creating new threads.

 

[jfclarky]

that was awesome

 

[max_r]

should first kop a gym membership and even out his proportions somewhat, imo

 

[jaychiz]

Originally Posted by Unlit_Hallway

Wow, thanks guys. I really appreciate how welcoming and down to earth everyone here has been. Very helpful! I'll definitely try cutting off my arms, thanks.

i think you'll get stuck after cutting the first one off

 

[jarude]

this is how all of styleforum feels whenever there is a "special flower" thread such as this:

NWS
http://www.idimmu.net/9575.gif

 

[PaulYAY]

^The face with the maggots really grossed me out dude. That was completely unneccessary (the maggot face). Maybe try editing that part out, okay?

 

[Unlit_Hallway]

For the record, when I said "special" I was being ironic. I didn't create this thread out of a sense of entitlement, I just thought that this was kind of a strange case. I've been met largely with sarcasm and ridicule, so thanks for that.

Very sorry to have bothered everyone. I'll go somewhere else I guess. Thanks to the few of you who actually posted something a little helpful.

 

[PaulYAY]

^ stop being such a *****. You've got freakish proportions, fine. You can achieve some striking looks once you've figured out how, so get to it. Here's a hint: if, because of your proportions, you can't find clothes that fit slim like most people here wear them, go in a different direction!! captain obvious signing off. \\thread

 

[Unlit_Hallway]

Originally Posted by PaulYAY

^ stop being such a *****. You've got freakish proportions, fine. You can achieve some striking looks once you've figured out how, so get to it. Here's a hint: if, because of your proportions, you can't find clothes that fit slim like most people here wear them, go in a different direction!! captain obvious signing off. \\thread
I was here asking for advice. I've been lurking for a while now, and it seems like there are a lot of knowledgable people here.

Am I really being a *****? I'm sorry if it seems that way, I'm just sort of taken aback at the hostility I'm getting here. I'm truly interested in making an effort to improve my wardrobe.

Freakish? Um, okay, well thanks for that.

 

[halisray]

made to measure is your best bet; check some threads, the pinned ones, it isn't as expensive as you think

 

[cowsareforeating]

Originally Posted by max_r

should first kop a gym membership and even out his proportions somewhat, imo

quoted for emphasis..

get in shape and your problems shall be solved.