I feel a nervous breakdown coming on

[Matt]

Mike - given that you are considering a career in a field pretty similar to my own, I would have to say that if college is bringing you to the verge of a nervous breakdown, you are in no way equipped to work in my industry.

I suggest that the best advice in this thread - given that getting you laid is pretty much out of the question - is to shut up and man up. I do it most days. Did it most of the past two days actually.

 

[mccvi]

Originally Posted by MrNick

I'd advice not using any benzodiazepines, I made that mistake when I was younger and they are very addictive and a ***** to withdraw from.

Second that, careful with the benzos.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by m@T

Mike - given that you are considering a career in a field pretty similar to my own, I would have to say that if college is bringing you to the verge of a nervous breakdown, you are in no way equipped to work in my industry.

I suggest that the best advice in this thread - given that getting you laid is pretty much out of the question - is to shut up and woman up. I do it most days. Did it most of the past two days actually.

FTFY.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by m@T

Mike - given that you are considering a career in a field pretty similar to my own, I would have to say that if college is bringing you to the verge of a nervous breakdown, you are in no way equipped to work in my industry. I suggest that the best advice in this thread - given that getting you laid is pretty much out of the question - is to shut up and man up. I do it most days. Did it most of the past two days actually.
I feel fine now, just had a rough patch. It was the work and school combination.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I feel fine now, just had a rough patch. It was the work and school combination.

Rough patches will happen all throughout your life, and now is the time to figure out your best coping mechanism: before you have people depending on you.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Rough patches will happen all throughout your life, and now is the time to figure out your best coping mechanism: before you have people depending on you.

Expand on that please.

 

[garettp123]

The Lark Ascending by Vaughan Williams with bourbon or scotch.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Rough patches will happen all throughout your life, and now is the time to figure out your best coping mechanism: before you have people depending on you.

Originally Posted by imageWIS

Expand on that please.

Well, given that this is Conne we speak of, I can only resort to hypotheticals, but let's say Conne someday gets married (work with me here). Maybe he even reproduces. Unless he found a sugar mama with a trust fund and a heart condition, wife and children will be relying on Conne to produce a steady, adequate paycheck to cover rent, food, utilities, etc.

Again, this is all hypothetical, given the OP.

So let's say that Conne graduates someday and lands a job where they pay him in dollars or some other negotiable currency (cause grown-ups don't take their wages in Evan Williams). He will have co-workers who depend on him to pull his weight when they have team projects. Not saying it WILL happen, but it would be nice to see. So, years pass, Conne stays sober (more or less), and he moves into a supervisory/managerial role. Now, his underlings/minions depend on him to be on his game in helping them to promote their careers.

You can expect rough patches in marriage and in work. You've got to learn to deal with them to minimize the impact on others.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Well, given that this is Conne we speak of, I can only resort to hypotheticals, but let's say Conne someday gets married (work with me here). Maybe he even reproduces. Unless he found a sugar mama with a trust fund and a heart condition, wife and children will be relying on Conne to produce a steady, adequate paycheck to cover rent, food, utilities, etc. Again, this is all hypothetical, given the OP. So let's say that Conne graduates someday and lands a job where they pay him in dollars or some other negotiable currency (cause grown-ups don't take their wages in Evan Williams). He will have co-workers who depend on him to pull his weight when they have team projects. Not saying it WILL happen, but it would be nice to see. So, years pass, Conne stays sober (more or less), and he moves into a supervisory/managerial role. Now, his underlings/minions depend on him to be on his game in helping them to promote their careers. You can expect rough patches in marriage and in work. You've got to learn to deal with them to minimize the impact on others.
Well, people already depend on me for certain things in my current job. And I get rave reviews, thank you very much!

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Well, people already depend on me for certain things in my current job. And I get rave reviews, thank you very much!

yes, I see that.

Originally Posted by Connemara

Taking 1,000 Christmas cards out of their envelopes, having the boss sign them, then putting them back in and addressing them. Suicide plz.

 

[West24]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Well, people already depend on me for certain things in my current job. And I get rave reviews, thank you very much!

yeah but you wont be giving blowjobs under the desk forever.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by West24

yeah but you wont be giving blowjobs under the desk forever.

Forever is a long time. He really only needs a few years to get some good blackmail material, and then he's off to Belize to live the high life on some politician's grafted dime.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by West24

yeah but you wont be giving blowjobs under the desk forever.

+1

Conne, I just don't see you sleeping your way to the top, especially as your interior sphincter muscle gets looser over time. *




























* I'm going to hell.

 

[phreak]

what industry do u work conne?

i think i had my roughest time (school/work related) at the end of the last spring semester.

it took a new (fun) car and the most exciting relationship i have ever had to get me through it. being 21 and acting like your not is hard