How should one get over unrequited love?

[merkur]

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[HgaleK]

Examining it closely tends to help. Most of the time you'll find that it's not love. An unrequited crush is much easier to deal with when you aren't convincing yourself that you're in love.

 

[Cary Grant]

 

[holymadness]

You can't get over something you never had.

It's like asking, "How should I get over the Ferrari I never bought?"

EDIT: ^^ oh yeah, that too.

 

[Harold falcon]

Alcohol. And strip clubs.

 

[msza]

Unrequited or not, I find that I dont get over someone until I find someone new. Start chatting with a new lady and you'll forget all about this one.

 

[HgaleK]

Originally Posted by Cary Grant

Merkur is a troll?

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by HgaleK

Merkur is a troll?

Look at his post count! Obvious troll and all that...

 

[robertorex]

Originally Posted by whiteslashasian

Look at his post count! Obvious troll and all that...

Merkur starts so many of these threads all over the place that I feel it's not really one person but a swirling mass of congealed hungry ghosts, and each new poal represents the current dominant personality expressing its past life's longing.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by robertorex

Merkur starts so many of these threads all over the place that I feel it's not really one person but a swirling mass of congealed hungry ghosts, and each new poal represents the current dominant personality expressing its past life's longing.

You have a wild imagination. Ever think about writing fiction?

 

[tbtommyb]

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by tbtommyb

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

lol, my girlfriend said that the other day, she was talking about The Bachelorette...

 

[Sherlockian]

Cope by taking a page from the Quixotically hilarious book of one of the Forvm's finest unrequitees. You know who I mean.

 

[w.kevin]

The best way to get over unrequited love is to (in this order):
- alienate your friends
- lock yourself indoors
- adopt an irregular sleeping schedule
- keep thinking about her

Alcohol is optional.

 

[voxsartoria]

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