Haiku for Ernest

[Horace]

Haiku for Ernest:

Brown is for farmer
croco is for gangster men
me: hilditch is key

 

[alchimiste]

croco = pour gangsters
marron, travail = pour fermiers
chomage = pour Ernest

 

[alchimiste]

gangsters portent croco
fermiers travaillent en marron
moi papa maman

 

[alchimiste]

Ernest sur la toile: Fermiers aux habits marrons, Quid de l'Iowa? Edit: my 400th post is this haiku for Ernest. If anybody had told me this... I would have said that haiku are for poets.

 

[alchimiste]

1 troll enflammÃ

2 mille messages sans valeur
3 paires de bretelles

 

[Horace]

Brillant Alchem. Though my command of French grammar & syntax is terrible & my memory of the vocabulary non-existant, please accept this humble haiku. Bracketed word reflects ignorance of French word. Feel free to post revision. I have no idea whether it it's permissible to have internal rhyme in haiku structure, but I really like it.


C'est bon chanson
pour mon [hero] Ernie Paris
et Iowa fille.

 

[Horace]

Ernest sur la toile: Fermiers aux habits marrons, Quid de l'Iowa? Edit: my 400th post is this haiku for Ernest. If anybody had told me this... I would have said that haiku are for poets.

Bravo. Â I could think of no better way to spend your 4000th post. edit: spelling

 

[alchimiste]

Brillant Alchem. Though my command of French grammar & syntax is terrible & my memory of the vocabulary non-existant, please accept this humble haiku. Bracketed word reflects ignorance of French word. Feel free to post revision. I have no idea whether it it's permissible to have internal rhyme in haiku structure, but I really like it.


C'est bon chanson
pour mon [hero] Ernie Paris
et Iowa fille.

You know in haiku there is little grammar or syntax: you stack up words.

The main probleme in your haiku is that you'll need to had some words for proper syntax and that will hurt your word count. Let's give it a try:
Une bonne chanson
pour mon hÃ

ros parisien,
fille de l'Iowa.
[Iowa is a pain because it eats up 3 syllabs.]

 

[alchimiste]

A Paris, il vit
Sur internet toutes les nuits
Marron ? Pas pour lui.

 

[alchimiste]

Sur Paris il règne Mesdames messieurs, votre roi Ernest premier. Mini Bonaparte un Waterloo quotidien A quand Austerlitz ? Un seigneur vraiment. Osez-vous le contester ? Etes-vous un fermier ? De marron il rêve De dÃ

barasser la ville Sus aux fermiers . Hermès ce dealer essaie de vendre du H sur toutes ses ceintures C'est un fermier, Que dis-je c'est un fermier ? C'est un parisien. Manton porte marron, Ernest porte or et couronne. Fermier, souverain Dans sa dignitÃ

Il refuse de travailler Ernest de brailler Ô vision funeste Fat, jadis fat, c'est Ernest Le fuir comme la peste Ici il dÃ

boule, Ce diable de Tasmanie, Et plus rien ne reste. Habiles Ã

lÃ

phants Parmi la porcelaine Font moins de dÃ

gats. Ernest ? badaboum . Gros sabots eus en promo. Etes-vous assurÃ

s ? Un seul être vous manque... Ernest ? non, pas lui bien sur. A bas Manpower . Croco mange poisson Maquereau porte croco La boucle est bouclÃ

e Al Capone saisi Pour son croco condamnÃ

Ernest sans pitiÃ

HÃ

. Elliott Ernesst peausseries alambiquÃ

es sans cesse Ã

radique Plus de huit mille mètres ? Cet Ernest est un gÃ

ant. Pardon ? Everest ? Sur clavier tapote La nuit, en forum papote Dit choses idiotes Que choisir : oui/non Pas l'Europe mais le marron Que choisir : non/non Mathieu

 

[tdial]

Fifty Lanvin suits.
I have a tycoon's closet.
I live with parents.

 

[RJman]

LOL

 

[AlanC]

Dunhill, Hilditch--Oui
Swing-back cuff links, por favor
Crocodile: gangster.

 

[alchimiste]

OK RJman you're next. Show us your haiku.

 

[Ambulance Chaser]

Unemployment rocks.
Shop and sleep is all I do.
State picks up the check.