Garden Party Cake (Fall Edition)

[Nosu3]

Hello everyone. This thread is dedicated to garden party cakes for the fall season. I present to you pictures and the recipe of my recent culinary creation for a social gathering. All attendees found the cake to be tasty and of good class. In continuation from my original, this one is again 100% natural and vegan for aesthetic purposes, though it is not raw and had more preparation time compared to the last. Make a crust from oat granola, lightly sweetened, pressed with EVOO for structure. Cut any species of apple in medium-thick slices. Cook yam or sweet potatoes (I used yam by mistake) for 15 minutes on mid-high heat until softened. Smoosh. Add some brown sugar and season with ginger. Cut pumpkin in half and scrape out visible innards. Remove seeds. Heat the pumpkin scrap over a skillet with EVOO. Add some brown sugar and cinnamon to crystallize the pumpkin with. Lightly coat the granola crust with the yam icing. Add apples. Cover apples with rest of yam frosting. Apply pumpkin topping. Bake on medium heat for 15 minutes. Can be served chilled or warm. I served it chilled but would heat it next time and make a glaze for the apples.

 

[kwilkinson]

Thanks for the post. Looking forward to the winter version. I cannot wait to host my Christmas Garden Party with Nosucakes.

 

[Piobaire]

Here is a dish I recently served for a fall garden party. It was right after the yearling hog slaughter and I used the tender and unctuous pork bellies.

 

[ama]

I'm a little disappointed it isn't a raw "cake."

Also, how did it eat?

 

[edinatlanta]

I'm not sure I've seen anything more unappetizing.

 

[Roikins]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Thanks for the post. Looking forward to the winter version. I cannot wait to host my Christmas Garden Party with Nosucakes.

Would have been better if compressed using something from Polyscience.

 

[edmorel]

I don't think "cake" means what you think it means.

 

[celery]

ITT both EVOO and Unctuous were used. Horrible.

Also, Nosu's friends mentioned that his cake was of good class. WTF does that even mean? Is the cake classy like the women on Jerry Springer? Or does the cake carry a monocle in it's jacket pocket? Or is it something that a high class vegan would eat?

 

[gomestar]

in a big pile, that pumpkin would look like pulled BBQ pork.

But like that, it looks like the last strands of decaying flesh on a burn victim.

Good class.

 

[acidboy]

I once saw a cat swallow some strings and threw it up along with chunks of its last meal.

 

[Monaco]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

Here is a dish I recently served for a fall garden party. It was right after the yearling hog slaughter and I used the tender and unctuous pork bellies.

recipe and instructions!

 

[LabelKing]

 

[indesertum]

what the hell is that

 

[Tokyo Slim]

 

[shellshock]

fyi... this is cake,