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Do you need a coffin?

Go Surface

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No, I think I'd like to be cremated in a coffin made out of my paintings. They won't sell anyway.
 

JetBlast

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I'm planning on being sent through a jet engine after I die. What kind of container would be best?

JB
 

dj-jd

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One of these caskets I just saw on overstock has a rating (a 5 star review).... did the man come back to life to review it??!?!
 

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Originally Posted by JetBlast
I'm planning on being sent through a jet engine after I die. What kind of container would be best?

JB


I have a few jet turbine fins from the late great Concorde if you'd like them to blow out the engine with you ?
 

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I think I'll have my ashes mixed in with some fantastic firework finale shell, and explode all over the crowd below.
 

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Tokyo Slim

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I want to get one of those coffins that doubles as an entertainment center, coffee table, or whatever.
 

acidboy

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why can't we just rent coffins anyway? i think the main reason they cited was health reasons- but the guy is dead? what can happen? he'll catch a flu virus?
 

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Buried face-down so the world can kiss ******.
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nootje

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with my lifestyle itll be a closed coffin ceremony anyway, so I really dont care about it.. In the end my people will erect statues for me so im more concerned with the kind of stone they use
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