Do you need a coffin?

[dj-jd]

Overstock.com has a nice selection. Also urns...

http://www.overstock.com/Health-Well.../2843/cat.html

 

[GoSurface]

No, I think I'd like to be cremated in a coffin made out of my paintings. They won't sell anyway.

 

[JetBlast]

I'm planning on being sent through a jet engine after I die. What kind of container would be best?

JB

 

[robin]

Costco has them for even less.

 

[dj-jd]

One of these caskets I just saw on overstock has a rating (a 5 star review).... did the man come back to life to review it??!?!

 

[c3cubed]

Originally Posted by JetBlast

I'm planning on being sent through a jet engine after I die. What kind of container would be best?

JB

I have a few jet turbine fins from the late great Concorde if you'd like them to blow out the engine with you ?

 

[c3cubed]

I think I'll have my ashes mixed in with some fantastic firework finale shell, and explode all over the crowd below.

 

[HORNS]

Originally Posted by c3cubed

I think I'll have my ashes mixed in with some fantastic firework finale shell, and explode all over the crowd below.

I'd rather explode like this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3437455.stm

 

[c3cubed]

Originally Posted by HORNS

I'd rather explode like this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3437455.stm

Yikes!!!

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I want to get one of those coffins that doubles as an entertainment center, coffee table, or whatever.

 

[acidboy]

why can't we just rent coffins anyway? i think the main reason they cited was health reasons- but the guy is dead? what can happen? he'll catch a flu virus?

 

[SenorMatador]

Buried face-down so the world can kiss my ass.

 

[nootje]

with my lifestyle itll be a closed coffin ceremony anyway, so I really dont care about it.. In the end my people will erect statues for me so im more concerned with the kind of stone they use

 

[maxnharry]

I really like those old-school plain wood coffins that only seem to be available in Europe like this one. http://www.naturalendings.co.uk/Trad...od-coffins.asp The plain-wood box available in the US is just a boring rectangle.

 

[unpainted huffheinz]

This is how I usually order coffins:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...ful+of+dollars