Dirnking - Which is more gentlemanly?

[kwilkinson]

I think we should make an "Epic Threads" subforum and place this thread there.

Although, most of the "Epic threads" that I've seen normally end up getting squirreled sooner or later.

 

[Manton]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

Drinking in one's club is most gentlemanly.

Indeed, it is.

 

[maclovin]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Messrs.,

Ah, drink; the good poison. Many a time did I indulge in too many quarts of brandy, whereupon my member became rather anxious for exercise. It thus follows that I wooed the finest barwench in the tavern and, after removing my breeches, had my way with her plump and pasty body. 'Twas a simpler time, lads.

Regards, etc.,
Lord Conne, 4th Duke of Imhammered


Your Lordship,

I commend his lordship on his bawdy tale, but one must remember that a drink and a screw are not solely the provenance of youth.

A humble servant I remain,

Mac

 

[Huntsman]

To everything there is a season, and no extreme is ever appropriate always.

 

[Enzo]

Originally Posted by Huntsman

To everything there is a season, and no extreme is ever appropriate always.

Excellent quote, was that all you?

 

[oman]

excellent thread and sick wisdom doled out by Huntsman

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

My cup runneth over into her brimming cups, good sirs. Tally-ho!

:most proper lulz:

 

[Nantucket Red]

Dirnking . . . That says it all.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Dirnk. Darnk. Durnk.

 

[Huntsman]

Originally Posted by Enzo

Excellent quote, was that all you?
Good writers borrow from other writers; the best writers steal outright. The first clause, is, of course, Ecclesiastes, the second is mine. ~ Huntsman

 

[maclovin]

Originally Posted by Huntsman

Good writers borrow from other writers; the best writers steal outright.

The first clause, is, of course, Ecclesiastes, the second is mine.

~ Huntsman

Dearest Hunt,

Do you think Ecclesiastes ever drank the tawny nectar from a shot glass held between the soft pillows of a luscious wench.

Yrs always.

Mac

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by maclovin

Dearest Hunt,

Do you think Ecclesiastes ever drank the tawny nectar from a shot glass held between the soft pillows of a luscious wench.

Yrs always.

Mac

Ecclesiates wasn't the name of the author of the book there buddy. Solomon wrote the book entitled Ecclesiastes. Well, in most believer's and scholar's opinion at least.

 

[maclovin]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Ecclesiates wasn't the name of the author of the book there buddy. Solomon wrote the book entitled Ecclesiastes. Well, in most believer's and scholar's opinion at least.

K. Wilkinson, my one balled friend:

Thank you for your eminent scholarship. I must confess that being a man of the flesh, and not the book or the cloth, I am not well versed on the Old Testament. I am no gentleman, just a man with a lust for the softness of the female torso. Perhaps I shall drink away my shame.

Head held low, I remain.

Yours.

Mac

PS, do you think this Solomon fellow ever did the above?

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by maclovin

just a man with a lust for the softness of the female torso. Perhaps I shall drink away my shame.

I also enjoy some female torso of the soft nature.

PS, do you think this Solomon fellow ever did the above?

Dude had supposedly 700 wifes, 300 of which he had a pretty matrimonial relationship with, and more than likely countless concubines beyond that. I'd say this Solomon fellow probably did the above quite often. Google "Song of Solomon." I think you'll be pleased with what you find.

Although regarded as one of the most Godly and wise men in the history of the world, I think you may find that Solomon was also "just a man of the flesh."


P.S. I see that you can now access the Current Events subforum. I look forward to your wisdom and analysis there.

 

[maclovin]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

I also enjoy some female torso of the soft nature.



Dude had supposedly 700 wifes, 300 of which he had a pretty matrimonial relationship with, and more than likely countless concubines beyond that. I'd say this Solomon fellow probably did the above quite often. Google "Song of Solomon." I think you'll be pleased with what you find.

Although regarded as one of the most Godly and wise men in the history of the world, I think you may find that Solomon was also "just a man of the flesh."


P.S. I see that you can now access the Current Events subforum. I look forward to your wisdom and analysis there.

Dearest K (I feel we are friends and I can call you this),

A lusty ****** that Solomon was. What is this Current Events subforum of which you speak?

M.