Californians: fingers crossed?

[whodini]

I know lawyerdad mentioned citrus growing, but this is the CA thread. Start your own!

 

[drizzt3117]

Originally Posted by whodini

Congratulations, drizzt. You are now the 3rd member of the "What happened to that crazy psycho ****?" club. Acidic and I would like to bestow all privileges and benefits henceforth to you.
Thanks for the congratulations!

I just wanted to make sure everyone was enjoying that great California music!

I was having lunch today in a noodle shop and I saw a pretty girl, so I introduced myself as "The Guy"

She said I looked nice and I asked her if she liked to cuddle. She told me a few things and then left, what does "douchebag" mean?

I thought I got another letter from the University of California today, but it was a fake

Don't worry, though. Some day the Guy will be enjoying those wonderful California waves!

-Danny Wilson

 

[whodini]

That brought a tear to my eye.

It's like the bastard never left.

 

[drizzt3117]

Originally Posted by whodini

That brought a tear to my eye.

It's like the bastard never left.

but what a way to go out! haha

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by drizzt3117

but what a way to go out! haha

I remember PM'ing Acidic a few months back, when "the Guy" first started posting, asking him if he got the same "sitting in his parent's basement wearing a sweater he knitted using authentic Wilson hair he bought off ebay" vibe I'd been getting.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by whodini

I remember PM'ing Acidic a few months back, when "the Guy" first started posting, asking him if he got the same "sitting in his parent's basement wearing a sweater he knitted using authentic Wilson hair he bought off ebay" vibe I'd been getting.

Whodini,

Oh yes, I remember reading your pm

Good thing i brought my laptop

while i was stuck inside my girl's closet, with my boss.

if you guys are wondering where the hell i am lately, i have ran away with the boss' wife

who promised to finance my ticket to california

if i would let her touch my dumplings.

i hope to see you in venice beach

where i will wear my Dude attire while playing Kokomo for the rollerbladers there.

 

[Full Canvas]

I never did read any of WilsonBrother/DannyWhatever's posts.

As soon as my eyes got to the middle of the first line in any of his posts, my sick (not sixth) sense prevented me from reading further. According to the remarks you fellows made above, it seems my instincts, troll radar, and wacko avoidance systems were functioning properly.

More on point for the thread's topic, the recent cold snap was so bad that I actually closed the windows at night! If I want it that cold, I will find another excuse to go to Minsk.

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[whodini]

Originally Posted by Full Canvas

I never did read any of WilsonBrother/DannyWhatever's posts.

As soon as my eyes got to the middle of the first line in any of his posts, my sick (not sixth) sense prevented me from reading further. According to the remarks you fellows made above, it seems my instincts, troll radar, and wacko avoidance systems were functioning properly.

More on point for the thread's topic, the recent cold snap was so bad that I actually closed the windows at night! If I want it that cold, I will find another excuse to go to Minsk.

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Here's a brief list of highlights: Appetizer: http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...89&postcount=1 Main course: http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...12&postcount=1 http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...6&postcount=72 Dessert (Splenda-free): http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...8&postcount=47

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

Whodini,

Oh yes, I remember reading your pm

Good thing i brought my laptop

while i was stuck inside my girl's closet, with my boss.

if you guys are wondering where the hell i am lately, i have ran away with the boss' wife

who promised to finance my ticket to california

if i would let her touch my dumplings.

i hope to see you in venice beach

where i will wear my Dude attire while playing Kokomo for the rollerbladers there.

Dear Acidic,

Hey.

I thought you were stuck in your boss' closet with your girl.

I want to buy a laptop, but The Dude is afraid of getting sand

on it during his frequent trips to the beach.

I'm going to be a Californian, remember?

How's it going with the boss' wife?

I had dumplings once at a Chinese restaurant. They were spicy.

I'll be in Venice soon.

Maybe we can jam.

-The Dude

 

[Full Canvas]

Originally Posted by whodini

Here's a brief list of highlights:]
Not brief enough! It is sad and sick that some troll invested so much energy. It is even sadder and sicker if he isn't a troll.

Originally Posted by whodini

Dessert (Splenda-free):

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[drizzt3117]

Originally Posted by whodini

Dear Acidic,

Hey.

I thought you were stuck in your boss' closet with your girl.

I want to buy a laptop, but The Dude is afraid of getting sand

on it during his frequent trips to the beach.

I'm going to be a Californian, remember?

How's it going with the boss' wife?

I had dumplings once at a Chinese restaurant. They were spicy.

I'll be in Venice soon.

Maybe we can jam.

-The Dude

Dear Whodini:

I'm glad that you thought of me.

I'm beginning to have mixed feelings about my girl

She didn't want to cuddle again last night.

So far the only person who wants to cuddle with me is her mom, but I think she only wants my dumplings.

I am still angry with her for lying about my acceptance to the University of California

Don't worry though, I will find some way to get there, and we can have a beach picnic

I'll save a milkshake for you.

-Danny Wilson

 

[whodini]

Drizzt- Is mimicry the greatest form of flattery?

Is it odd that we're copying a complete loon?

-The Dood