Best Pick Up techniques?

[Soph]

 

[Joffrey]

whistling and smacking booty always worked for me

 

[imageWIS]

With a dead-straight face say: You like it the private jets?

Jon.

 

[Soph]

Originally Posted by Jodum5

whistling and smacking booty always worked for me

 

[Dakota rube]

The last time I found myself unattached, I found that walking around campus with a puppy was a sure-fire method. (Now all I have to do is find a pet-friendly apartment and head to the Humane Society!)

 

[Buddy Love]

Daterape drugs.

 

[stach]

Sport a woody in tight pants.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by stach

Sport a woody in tight pants.
Yet another image I could've gone my whole life without.

 

[mrpologuy]

Be yourself. I always found being funny helps. If i see a cutie in the grocery store I often ask what aisle the toast is in and I always get a laugh. A lot of money and good looks with a nice car also helps a lot.

 

[Soph]

Originally Posted by mrpologuy

Be yourself. I always found being funny helps. If i see a cutie in the grocery store I often ask what aisle the toast is in and I always get a laugh. A lot of money and good looks with a nice car also helps a lot.

No kidding
1. convertible-luxury foreign. nothing domestic unless you're in hickville.
2. be built and trim and biceps/chest/shoulder/etc.
3. dress nicely
4. be born looking like cary grant clooney etc.
5. Have $$$

Or be a celebrity/rock star/athlete then it doesn't matter that much what you look like.

 

[Dakota rube]

Well, let's see how ole' Dakota stacks up on Soph's Guide to Self-Pimpin' 1. convertible-luxury foreign. nothing domestic unless you're in hickville. Mercedes sedan (AMG, though; does that count?) 2. be built and trim and biceps/chest/shoulder/etc. Not built, but not fat 3. dress nicely Covered 4. be born looking like cary grant clooney etc. Not ugly 5. Have $$$ ex kinda took care of that So, looks like Dakota is screwed. (Or, more accurately, NOT screwed)

 

[Soph]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

Well, let's see how ole' Dakota stacks up on Soph's Guide to Self-Pimpin'
1. convertible-luxury foreign. nothing domestic unless you're in hickville. Mercedes sedan (AMG, though; does that count?)
2. be built and trim and biceps/chest/shoulder/etc. Not built, but not fat
3. dress nicely Covered
4. be born looking like cary grant clooney etc. Not ugly
5. Have $$$ ex kinda took care of that

So, looks like Dakota is screwed. (Or, more accurately, NOT screwed)

---- For FastLove

that Mercedes just put you ahead of 90% of the comp.
Women are crazy! They should be looking at your 401k but no, a fancy car will stir those romantic vibes in women despite what they may say.

 

[Hanseat]

It's no the mercedes that put him ahead of the competition- it's the three letter on the back: AMG. Thinking about it for one more second though, women won't know.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

So, looks like Dakota is screwed. (Or, more accurately, NOT screwed)

LMFAO.

Jon.

 

[Renault78law]

let's be fair now, most people (men and women) don't know what amg is. if you wanted to impress people with your 4-door, you should have gotten a //M.