Best Pick Up techniques?

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  1. Soph

    Soph Senior member

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    whistling and smacking booty always worked for me
     
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    With a dead-straight face say: You like it the private jets? [​IMG]

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    whistling and smacking booty always worked for me
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    The last time I found myself unattached, I found that walking around campus with a puppy was a sure-fire method. (Now all I have to do is find a pet-friendly apartment and head to the Humane Society!) [​IMG]
     
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    Sport a woody in tight pants.
     
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    Sport a woody in tight pants.
    Yet another image I could've gone my whole life without.
     
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    Be yourself. I always found being funny helps. If i see a cutie in the grocery store I often ask what aisle the toast is in and I always get a laugh. A lot of money and good looks with a nice car also helps a lot.[​IMG]
     
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    Be yourself. I always found being funny helps. If i see a cutie in the grocery store I often ask what aisle the toast is in and I always get a laugh. A lot of money and good looks with a nice car also helps a lot.[​IMG]

    No kidding
    1. convertible-luxury foreign. nothing domestic unless you're in hickville.
    2. be built and trim and biceps/chest/shoulder/etc.
    3. dress nicely
    4. be born looking like cary grant clooney etc.
    5. Have $$$

    Or be a celebrity/rock star/athlete then it doesn't matter that much what you look like.
     
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    Well, let's see how ole' Dakota stacks up on Soph's Guide to Self-Pimpin' 1. convertible-luxury foreign. nothing domestic unless you're in hickville. Mercedes sedan (AMG, though; does that count?) 2. be built and trim and biceps/chest/shoulder/etc. Not built, but not fat 3. dress nicely Covered 4. be born looking like cary grant clooney etc. Not ugly 5. Have $$$ ex kinda took care of that So, looks like Dakota is screwed. (Or, more accurately, NOT screwed) [​IMG]
     
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    Well, let's see how ole' Dakota stacks up on Soph's Guide to Self-Pimpin'
    1. convertible-luxury foreign. nothing domestic unless you're in hickville. Mercedes sedan (AMG, though; does that count?)
    2. be built and trim and biceps/chest/shoulder/etc. Not built, but not fat
    3. dress nicely Covered
    4. be born looking like cary grant clooney etc. Not ugly
    5. Have $$$ ex kinda took care of that

    So, looks like Dakota is screwed. (Or, more accurately, NOT screwed) [​IMG]


    ---- For FastLove[​IMG]
    that Mercedes just put you ahead of 90% of the comp.
    Women are crazy! They should be looking at your 401k but no, a fancy car will stir those romantic vibes in women despite what they may say.
     
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    It's no the mercedes that put him ahead of the competition- it's the three letter on the back: AMG. Thinking about it for one more second though, women won't know.
     
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    So, looks like Dakota is screwed. (Or, more accurately, NOT screwed) [​IMG]


    LMFAO. [​IMG]

    Jon.
     
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    let's be fair now, most people (men and women) don't know what amg is. if you wanted to impress people with your 4-door, you should have gotten a //M.
     

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