A nieve guy?

[Alter]

I urge you all to read this thread through the "dialectizer" in the "Jive" function. http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...5%23post403665 As a sample, Nantucket's sig line now reads as: I'd rada' be some baaaad liva' dan gots one. Fo'merly knode as *****

's Boyhomey

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by whodini

I think it's nieve to think you wouldn't bang this chick's mom given the chance.

I say invite her over from some Johnney Walker and let the chips fall where they may.

-The Who

So she hasn't had those dumplings yet

Well you could just give the mom videos of you and your girl with a title like: "Double Hump Camel Riding the Waves of Love" or "Petting Sounds: My Surfboard on the Sinkhole"

That is if your girl has already shucked her Ice Princess crown

Meanwhile, enjoy your Johnney

Invite your boss over

and ask him after a few sips if he knows the wifey would like to have a taste of the Dude

This reminds me of Wilson Philips, another Californian person

I hope the mom is not like a Carnie.

 

[Toiletduck]

Originally Posted by Nantucket Red

You're "nieve" if you don't let the mom polish your helmet.

I'd say your "nieve" if all she ended up doing

was polish your helmet

 

[Britalian]

Originally Posted by Huntsman

You mean Johnnie Walker?

A double James Walker, please.

Don't you mean Johnnie Walker, sir?

Not when you know him as well as I do.

 

[Huntsman]

Heh.

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

This reminds me of Wilson Philips, another Californian person

I hope the mom is not like a Carnie.

Acidic-

I will take your advice

and invite the mom over.

I hope to show her that sometimes I can be more Phillips than Wilson

: I can be a tool and like to be screwed.

-The Who

 

[ts4them]

Originally Posted by Alter

I urge you all to read this thread through the "dialectizer" in the "Jive" function. http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...5%23post403665

As a sample, Nantucket's sig line now reads as:
I'd rada' be some baaaad liva' dan gots one.
Fo'merly knode as *****

's Boyhomey

I like the way Jovan's sig reads now:

"Clodes make da damn man. 'S coo', bro. Naked sucka's gots little o' no influence on society. Slap mah fro!"
-Mark Twain

 

[wilson brother]

Hey guys-

I am very surprised

about the replies here

I'm sorry

but I have to tell you that I don't want to be your fantasy guy

with that perverted stuff

You should know that The Guy only cuddles with the girl he loves..and that isn't my girl's mother

at this moment of time

-Danny Wilson

 

[Edward Appleby]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

Meanwhile, enjoy your Johnney

Invite your boss over

and ask him after a few sips if he knows the wifey would like to have a taste of the Dude

I wish there was a way I could get this in an animated tatoo.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by wilson brother

Hey guys-

I am very surprised

about the replies here

I'm sorry

but I have to tell you that I don't want to be your fantasy guy

with that perverted stuff

You should know that The Guy only cuddles with the girl he loves..and that isn't my girl's mother

at this moment of time

-Danny Wilson

Hey guy,

Don't get us wrong.

We know The Guy, much like The Dude

is a free spirit that loves and is loved by all

hence, we can't blame you if your girl's mother wants to grab your dumplings

And you must have that californian vibe going on there

So if at this moment of time you can't give your girl's mother the cuddles

we're pretty sure she's gonna ask for it from your boss with the Johnney

whilst looking at the Guy's picture.

If that great Californian named Gavin Newsom can do it, surely the Guys can too!

 

[Jovan]

I feel overwhelmed by these emoticons.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by wilson brother

You should know that The Guy only cuddles with the girl he loves..and that isn't my girl's mother

at this moment of time

-Danny Wilson
So you're saying there's a chance!

(Must....resist....urge....to insert numerous emoticons..........)