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Formal Office Environment: G-String Underwear Appropriate?

Coho

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Hi,

So I had a talk with the GF a few days back after the "wrestling match" and I asked her if it's comfortable to wear a G-string as a daily undergarment. She said "yes" after some thought and asked me in a curious tone , "why do you want to know?". I shake my head, and replied "...just curious." Anyways, I'm a little more than just curious.


So here's my situation. I am a graduate student in my twenties. Like most guys, I've been wearing boxers since I was 10. However, the current work situation requires that I dress up more, meaning slacks and dress shirts and sometimes a tie. As I've read and paid more attention to fashion, I concluded that to look good one's clothes must look like they fit well to observers. Boxers tend to leave a bulge at the thigh area when I tuck in my dress shirt. I've concluded that the reason why females (esp those with curves in the rear) look so darn sexy is because they don't have that bulge at their thigh; I assume most of them wear Gs or nothing?
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. So I have entertained the thought of wearing male G-strings as undergarment so I can tuck in my shirts without creating a huge bulge on the side. Are there better alternatives? If so, I'd like to hear em. The last thing I want is getting caught bending over to give my colleagues the wrong idea. I appreciate any advice.
 

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Originally Posted by Coho
I've concluded that the reason why females (esp those with curves in the rear) look so darn sexy is because they don't have that bulge at their thigh
Have you made the test of considering whether guys without "that bulge at their thigh" appear sexier to you than other guys?
If they do, the answer may be the G-String issue.
Otherwise, the reason that you find females sexy may be that you are, maybe, heterosexual or bisexual but with a preference for women?
 

minimalist

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^^^^ 'lulz'

How about boxer briefs?
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xchen

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You definitely need a G string, but to get that cute little walk all the big guys around the office go apeshit over you probably also will need a rather large butt plug for daily use.
 

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If you go g-string, you need to realize it is the 6" stilleto heals that really make your ass look good.
 

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G-strings are kinda 2006. These days the really hot guys in my office are wearing Cockneuses. They are a German brand of male intimate made out of tricot and aluminum fibre, ********* goes right in the noose as you can see in my What Are You Wearing Right Now post here. Very comfortable except when you bend over, which is often. But it's kind of a good pain, if you know what I mean.
 

grimslade

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This thread rules.
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skalogre

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P.s. the correct name for the thread should have been "Are g-strings conservative business dress?"

(Maaaantoooooonnnnn......)
 

teddieriley

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Originally Posted by Tarmac
G-strings are kinda 2006. These days the really hot guys in my office are wearing Cockneuses. They are a German brand of male intimate made out of tricot and aluminum fibre, ********* goes right in the noose as you can see in my What Are You Wearing Right Now post here. Very comfortable except when you bend over, which is often. But it's kind of a good pain, if you know what I mean.

Awesome link. I really like this song. Really. I'm downloading it from itunes. Really.
 

Kent Wang

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Slimmer boxers and slimmer and shorter shirts create less bulge. Both products, incidentally, made by Kent Wang. Consequently, Kent Wang has no plans to make g-strings.
 

grimslade

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Originally Posted by andrewlef
Wow....I can't believe that's even a serious question. No self-respecting man wears a G-string. Unless he's a stripper.....

Can you be both a male stripper and a self-respecting man?
 

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