I don't know if ostriches and turtles are natural predators, or if ostriches and turtles are ever in the same location, besides the zoo, at the same time, but I do know that these are the ultimate shoe for fighting crime after radioactive ooze transforms you into amphibian form.
Master Splinter is strict when it comes to a proper uniform, so you won't get any demerits with these when it comes time for a dress revue. Why?
1. Swamp green color is the perfect camouflage for the sewers
2. Aerodynamic shape gives you speed
3. Bumpy surface is a perfect complement to turtle skin and carapace
4. Pizza slides right off the smooth surface
Also, these are made by a guy withan Italian name, which automatically gives you style points. After a hard day of battling mutated rhinoceros and pig creatures, I want to make a smart impression on April Ryan. You might just say that these shoes by Sutor really "suit her!"
Turtle power!
Master Splinter is strict when it comes to a proper uniform, so you won't get any demerits with these when it comes time for a dress revue. Why?
1. Swamp green color is the perfect camouflage for the sewers
2. Aerodynamic shape gives you speed
3. Bumpy surface is a perfect complement to turtle skin and carapace
4. Pizza slides right off the smooth surface
Also, these are made by a guy withan Italian name, which automatically gives you style points. After a hard day of battling mutated rhinoceros and pig creatures, I want to make a smart impression on April Ryan. You might just say that these shoes by Sutor really "suit her!"
Turtle power!