Sutor Mantellassi Men's C 567 Oxford

Average User Rating:
2/5,
  1. sprout2
    2/5,
    "Unleash your inner Ninja Turtle"
    Pros - Aerodynamic silhouette increases speed when making a hasty getaway; swamp green color lets you blend in in the sewers
    Cons - Laced construction is really hard to tie up with three fingers; a buckle would be better.
    I don't know if ostriches and turtles are natural predators, or if ostriches and turtles are ever in the same location, besides the zoo, at the same time, but I do know that these are the ultimate shoe for fighting crime after radioactive ooze transforms you into amphibian form.

    Master Splinter is strict when it comes to a proper uniform, so you won't get any demerits with these when it comes time for a dress revue. Why?

    1. Swamp green color is the perfect camouflage for the sewers
    2. Aerodynamic shape gives you speed
    3. Bumpy surface is a perfect complement to turtle skin and carapace
    4. Pizza slides right off the smooth surface

    Also, these are made by a guy withan Italian name, which automatically gives you style points. After a hard day of battling mutated rhinoceros and pig creatures, I want to make a smart impression on April Ryan. You might just say that these shoes by Sutor really "suit her!"

    Turtle power!
    Overall:
    3.5
    Value:
    0.5
    Quality:
    0.5
    Sizing:
    2.5
    Style:
    5
    Purchase Price:
    19.99
    Purchase Date:
    1983-07-30

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