Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

Is she single?
Hmm, yes but her elder daughter just graduated high school, and I think her younger daughter is in elementary school. And they look nothing alike.

 

[HgaleK]

have you ever been told how nice you look in fishnets

 

[Pennglock]

My news feed has turned into one giant facepalm over the last 24 hours. This one garnered 20, yes 20, "likes."

The only thing that makes watching this nightmare a little easier is knowing Caylee is lying in the arms of God instead of the arms of her mother...shes free, shes protected, and shes loved in Heaven...God Bless that little girl!

 

[Costanza]

Athletics aquaintance of my teenage daughter's posted pictures of herself with her stillborn infant son.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by Costanza

Athletics aquaintance of my teenage daughter's posted pictures of herself with her stillborn infant son.

jfc!

 

[spertia]

That is really fucked up.

 

[Rambo]

The more I read **** like that the more hesitant I am to go on and use my fake account.

 

[suited]

There's this obnoxious girl that is somewhat of an acquaintance that moved to San Fran after graduation to pursue modeling/acting. She was already all looks and no head, now she's combined that with turning into a SF liberal. She regularly posts the most ridiculous **** on FB that she pretends are gripes but are overt attempts at bragging about herself. "I was eating lunch and a guy came up to me today and said I was stunning, then asked me out...just then I noticed his wedding ring, so DISGUSTING, go home to your wife buddy!" "this little girl came up to me today and said I looked like a barbie doll, I was freaked out I didn't know what to say, I don't want to look like a plastic doll!" ...followed by a long list of guys posting supportive comments that are either too stupid to realize what she's doing or just too infatuated with the idea that she might considering sleeping with them to care. Initially I was actually interested in how her career was going but eventually had to remove her from my newsfeed because it got so bad. What really freaks me out is the fact that there's a chance that she's dumb enough to not even realize what she's doing, and the same chance that the guys are also dumb enough to not realize the same thing. I'd have more respect for a woman that knows she's bragging than someone who is clueless about what their subconscious is telling them to do.

 

[javyn]

I got a friend who is CONSTANTLY bitching about Michelle Obama telling people to eat healthy or not eat fast food or whatever. It seems he bases his ENTIRE political philosophy on that alone.

But still nothing irritates me more than people posting status updates about their ******* kids.

You guys thought I was bad on CE, but it's nothing compared to my rants and pop offs on FB.

 

[javyn]

Originally Posted by suited

...followed by a long list of guys posting supportive comments that are either too stupid to realize what she's doing or just too infatuated with the idea that she might considering sleeping with them to care.

+1

I hate White Knights.

 

[APK]

Originally Posted by 1969

My uncle is constantly posting gems like this one:

3 hrs in ER today. Sally's incision showed inflamation signs in one spot. called Dr. who said go to ER and they would look at it. Did so. They removed the offending staple after some innefectual attempts to draw her blood. Ended with very good Olive Garden take out instead of the ham loaf we had planned for our dinner

I can't meet up with my friends now without them trying to grab my phone and read his status updates.

I have Facebook "friends" that post stuff like that. Never underestimate the person who is both a poor writer and a bland individual.

 

[javyn]

My last FB status update:

Dear Idiots: it's "hunger pangs" not "hunger pains"

It rocked b/c I got like 12 replies full of snark. "OMG I'm going to loose my mind over this!"

 

[951socal]

guy posting about his new perry ellis suit followed by comments about how nice it is....black...with pin stripes

 

[whodini]

I'm not going to make judgements on grieving people, but why would anyone check-in to a cemetery on Yelp?

 

[Pennglock]

Originally Posted by whodini

I'm not going to make judgements on grieving people, but why would anyone check-in to a cemetery on Yelp?

lol. I had a female friend once check into an abortion clinic for a lark.