Things you just don't get

[HRoi]

There's a BMW driver around here whose license plate says JD MBA

 

[Piobaire]



I hate people who put "MBA" after their name. ******* stupid. My email signature looks as follows:

patrick BOOTH, Schumck

I put it after my name. That and MPH. Why? MBA and MPH are two degrees most doctors take seriously and doctors tend to only take MDs seriously. It buys me a little instant cred with folks that don't know me.

 

[lawyerdad]



I think your SF handle does that for you

Well played, sir.

 

[Biscotti]

I put my degree after my name.

Biscotti, BS

 

[indesertum]



There's a BMW driver around here whose license plate says JD MBA

i saw one that said teen md and i thought of neo

 

[otc]



There's a BMW driver around here whose license plate says JD MBA

The BMW wasn't enough? They had to get some text on the back that says "I'm easily suckered into expensive options I don't need"?

 

[Harold falcon]

I throw Esq. after my name. It reminds me of Bill S. Preston, Esq., so if it was good enough for a Rock n' Roll god it's good enough for me.

 

[Blackhood]

I thought esquire means "in line to inherit a title, but not currently in possession" so the son of a Lord or Marquis would use it?

 

[Harold falcon]

It means something different in Freedom Country.

 

[SixOhNine]



There's a BMW driver around here whose license plate says JD MBA

That's because the DMV won't let him put **** on it, so he went with the next closest thing.


I once met a guy at a college fundraiser who introduced himself to me as "Dr. Lee." I asked what his doctorate degree was in, and he responded, "l have a Juris Doctor. From Yale." He was even more of an asshole than you're imagining.

 

[HRoi]

i know this Dr. Lee who you are referring to. he posts on SF under the username "L'Incandescent"

 

[lasbar]



There's a BMW driver around here whose license plate says JD MBA

Sad muppet..

 

[Kid Nickels]



Methinks nickels is one of those people who signs his name with esquire

and you'd be wrong.

There's a BMW driver around here whose license plate says JD MBA

Does he conveniently park in your garage?

 

[Find Finn]

There's a BMW driver around here whose license plate says JD MBA

That's because the DMV won't let him put **** on it, so he went with the next closest thing.


I once met a guy at a college fundraiser who introduced himself to me as "Dr. Lee." I asked what his doctorate degree was in, and he responded, "l have a Juris Doctor. From Yale." He was even more of an asshole than you're imagining.

You should have asked if he was for Sara Lee what Colonel Sanders is to KFC.

 

[Harold falcon]

*****, I drive a Jag-you-are. Don't need no specialty license plate for that.