Things you just don't get

[Fang66]



Looks like the one from Fiji that tastes exactly like the tap water from my house.

You mean looks like all bottled water that tastes exactly like tap water from my house.

 

[Liam O]

I am not talking about begging. They just stand there hanging out. I mean there are ******* parks all over the place. Get away from the subway you ******* creeps!

It always pissed me off. Its like, this is ******* NYC asshole. Either you're so broke you're working five jobs to pay rent, or so rich you're living it up in clubs you can't find on any map with monosyllabic names that aren't spelled the way they sound. If you're not a drug dealer or selling knockoff merch in chinatown, and you congregate by public transport **** OFF AND DIE

 

[Piobaire]

I continue to not understand why so many people think it is completely fine to stop right in the entrance way to places and start having a conversation. Move your fat asses 10 feet to the side and stop blocking the ingress.

you really have something against fat people....I like you

I'm fat myself. I'm self-loathing.

 

[lasbar]



I'm fat myself. I'm self-loathing.

How fat?

 

[JayJay]



I'm fat myself. I'm self-loathing.

But you lost a lot of weight, right?

 

[Dakota rube]



I'm fat myself. I'm self-loathing.

Cutter?

 

[Liam O]

How fat?

Favorite fat joke. Kid who told it to me had some serious learning disabilities and a great/fucked up sense of humor.

Yo momma's so fat!

(How fat is she?)

When she gets in the tub, she displaces a large quantity of water!

 

[Piobaire]

I'm fat myself. I'm self-loathing.

How fat?

I'm fat myself. I'm self-loathing.

But you lost a lot of weight, right?

I did but only for health reasons. About 45# that I've kept off for a few years now. I could still stand to lose another 15 but meh.

I'm fat myself. I'm self-loathing.

Cutter?

You found my "special box" with the sacred razor blade and consecrated exacto knife?

 

[Liam O]

I did but only for health reasons. About 45# that I've kept off for a few years now. I could still stand to lose another 15 but meh.

Happy and healthy then who the **** cares? I only work out so my joints work, and I only eat healthy to avoid being 45 lbs overweight like I was three years ago. Sixpacks are for 17 year olds.

 

[Fang66]



Happy and healthy then who the **** cares? I only work out so my joints work, and I only eat healthy to avoid being 45 lbs overweight like I was three years ago. Sixpacks are for 17 year olds.

yeah 6 packs are for 17year olds but anyone who is or was 45 or 60 pounds over weight at any point in their life is a ******* loser who should die a long slow death from super AIDS of the penis cancer.

 

[Liam O]

Lol

 

[JayJay]



Happy and healthy then who the **** cares? I only work out so my joints work, and I only eat healthy to avoid being 45 lbs overweight like I was three years ago. Sixpacks are for 17 year olds.

Weight has never been an issue for me, but I work out and exercise to retain flexibility and fitness. Besides, it's fun staying in shape.

 

[L'Incandescent]

I just got back from the store, where I had a cashier who was a woman of size. She was winded from the activity of running my purchases over the scanner and putting them into the cart. How does a person get that out of shape? I'm not claiming to be Bruce Jenner myself, but really. I wonder how she has enough stamina to get her shoes tied, or even to roll out of bed?

 

[Calnell]

A manager in my area (this is a coat and tie company) wears a sweatband on his head and wrists when he walks across the street to get lunch. He sweats so hard that his suit is soaked. His lunch place is literally 20 feet or so from the building.

 

[lasbar]



I just got back from the store, where I had a cashier who was a woman of size. She was winded from the activity of running my purchases over the scanner and putting them into the cart. How does a person get that out of shape? I'm not claiming to be Bruce Jenner myself, but really. I wonder how she has enough stamina to get her shoes tied, or even to roll out of bed?

Bruce Jenner now???