Michael Jackson in bad shape.

[amerikajinda]

Wait - Michael Jackson died of a heart attack? What did he do, walk into a room full of pre-schoolers?

 

[willpower]

The funeral will be celebrity packed. I hope Elton John writes a song like he did for Diana. Will Bruno be there?

 

[why]

Originally Posted by willpower

The funeral will be celebrity packed. I hope Elton John writes a song like he did for Diana. Will Bruno be there?

Erm...Elton John didn't write anything for Princess Diana.

 

[willpower]

Originally Posted by why

Erm...Elton John didn't write anything for Princess Diana.
Arguably true - he rewrote some of the lyrics to his Marylin Monroe tribute tune. I wonder what'll happen now to the Elephant Man's bones?

 

[streetminimal]

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

Wait - Michael Jackson died of a heart attack? What did he do, walk into a room full of pre-schoolers?

LOL

 

[Sesame Seed]

Originally Posted by Fulcannelli

That sounds like a nice way of telling someone they are f"£$ing bonkers

I'm not saying that he was bonkers. I'm saying people in general are. Life is so complicated, it's a selfish endeavor, and it is **** most of the time. There is something beautiful about those that don't get it.

 

[SenorMatador]

Had to be the most insane day at my internship so far and I loved every minute of it. I work in the newsroom at a station in LA and when we found out he was hospitalized, all hell broke loose, but when TMZ reported he died, **** literally hit the fan.

Have never had an adrenaline rush like that in a while.

 

[tiecollector]

Originally Posted by SenorMatador

Had to be the most insane day at my internship so far and I loved every minute of it. I work in the newsroom at a station in LA and when we found out he was hospitalized, all hell broke loose, but when TMZ reported he died, **** literally hit the fan.

Have never had an adrenaline rush like that in a while.

Wow! that must have stunk.... literally...

 

[spertia]

Originally Posted by tiecollector

Wow! that must have stunk.... literally...

 

[why]

I'm still trying to imagine the physics of it all. Either someone has a really strong sphincter or really low fan.

 

[gamelan]

it took his death for me to realize it but holy **** Rock With You rules.

-Jeff

 

[amerikajinda]

They're reporting now on ABC News that Michael Jackson's death will be attributed to hereditary causes... that's right - apparently it had something to do with the billy gene...

 

[SenorMatador]

 

[deliciosrster]

oh no. dounat (real name Laoura Parkhomovskaya) reported missing. im gonna upload later other vids where she sings in her memory

 

[Zenny]

^wat?