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Jessica Simpson is HUGE

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Jessica Simpson is huge... IN JAPAN!
 

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Originally Posted by LesterSnodgrass
A thread devoted to Cameltoe would make me happy. Conne, make it happen . . . .

Personally, I think it would peak too early with that picture and go downhill from there.
 

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Originally Posted by matadorpoeta
my thought as well.

Do pregnant women normally get thicker in the thighs and face before their stomach grows?

I ask sincerely. Never been around pregnant women, but it seems like her stomach isn't big, just her legs and face and arms.
 

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Do pregnant women normally get thicker in the thighs and face before their stomach grows?

I ask sincerely. Never been around pregnant women, but it seems like her stomach isn't big, just her legs and face and arms.


Not from what I've seen. Let's just admit she is white trash and is pulling a Britney.
 

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Do pregnant women normally get thicker in the thighs and face before their stomach grows?

I ask sincerely. Never been around pregnant women, but it seems like her stomach isn't big, just her legs and face and arms.


the stomach doesn't get big for a few months, and some women start pigging out right away. i'm not saying she's definitely pregnant, just that the thought came to mind.
 

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Do pregnant women normally get thicker in the thighs and face before their stomach grows?

I ask sincerely. Never been around pregnant women, but it seems like her stomach isn't big, just her legs and face and arms.


Since you ask sincerely, yes, some women gain weight and increase their bf% very purposedly in order to increase the chances of success of the pregnancy.
 

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When you're a national treasure like that, you almost have a responsibility to be hot. Jessica letting herself go isn't just a matter of "I wouldn't hit that"; honestly, it feels more like betrayal.
 

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Originally Posted by tagutcow
When you're a national treasure like that, you almost have a responsibility to be hot. Jessica letting herself go isn't just a matter of "I wouldn't hit that"; honestly, it feels more like betrayal.

i've always thought jessica was ugly, even when she was in shape. same goes for britney.
 

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Originally Posted by tagutcow
When you're a national treasure like that, you almost have a responsibility to be hot. Jessica letting herself go isn't just a matter of "I wouldn't hit that"; honestly, it feels more like betrayal.

Agreed. I mean, I get to the gym and all I have riding on my shoulders is my self-esteem and my sexiness in the sack. She, on the other hand, had the weight of America pushing her to keep truckin' on that treadmill.
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
Not true, most here are **** and have no girlfriends or wives. And the boyfriends are very fit, look at randallr, chronoaug, whodini etc.
Wait, chrono's teh ****? He's always talking about gifts he got for ex-girlfriend and stuffing chubby girls and stuff.
 

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I suppose this thread would be best for him then.
 

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Originally Posted by limping_decorum
jesus ******* christ........

jessicasimpsonfat2el8.jpg


Tiger would totally hit that, mom jeans and all.
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What the hell is she thinking with that outfit?
 

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