Saltricks
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I have this friend who is the definition of gawdy(gaudy). He wears versace shirts, true religion jeans, and lacoste sneakers. He leases a new Benz every year or two. He always wants to eat at fancy restaurants and bars. But he is so SO CHEAP IT MAKES ME SO MAD. He won't tip (if I force him, he'll tip sub 10 percent), and whenever we go to fancy places he orders the cheapest thing and mooches off me. Then we go to the bar and he orders some doochy drink (martini...shaken not stirred...HE SAYS THAT) and then doesn't tip the bartender, who ends up treating me like dirt because of my association with him. I just want to know if you have any advice for helping my friend out, or even helping me out with dealing with him. EDIT: This thread has devolved (or evolved) into an epic saga of my many adventures with douchefriend. Here is a list of the stories posted so far (will add titles later): Post 9 (pg 1): Once a Thief Post 62 (pg 5): Clubbing Post 70 (pg 5): Douchefriend Visits post 93 (pg 7): Fresh as I Return post 97 is pretty funny (not mine): Ostrichenis post 120 (pg 8): Jessica Post 144 (pg 10): Douchefriend Bio Post 155 (pg 11): "Now She'll Want Me" Post 168 (pg 12): Another Night Post 197 (pg 14): Sex Life (Part 1) Post 214 (pg 15): Sex Life (Part 2) Post 259 (pg 18): The Origins of Douchefriend: The Curious Case of Mr. M’bubee Post 271 (pg 19): Memoirs of a Douchebag Post 312 (pg 21): The Edison (Part One) Post 331 (pg 23): The Edison (Part Two)