How do you properly take off your shirt? (serious)

[capnpyro]

I have an odd technique or I wouldnt' respond to this marsupialed thread. I throw my left or right hand over my shoulder as far down the middle of my back as I can while clawing at the shirt and bunching it up, then with the hand that didn't make first strike i begin clawing at the opposite shoulder blade of shirt. I bunch the shirt up until I have a hold of the hem and while backing up and stomping in a circle I worm my way out of the neckhole. Yes, I'm possibly autistic and or mentally challenged.

 

[velvel87]

Some people say thats the girly way to take off a shirt, but as an ex lifeguard (the good old muscle days) nothen beats the beats the crossed arm move infront of a crowd (if you have the goods. If not, please keep it on).

Also, hangers for t shirts are a terrible idea. Thats how you stretch a shirt. Fold it like it comes in the package and stack it with the rest of your properly folded tshirts.

Now what do you do about yellow arm pit stains? A more serious and unavoidable issue.

 

[BubblyMasquerade]

Originally Posted by velvel87

Some people say thats the girly way to take off a shirt, but as an ex lifeguard (the good old muscle days) nothen beats the beats the crossed arm move infront of a crowd (if you have the goods. If not, please keep it on). Also, hangers for t shirts are a terrible idea. Thats how you stretch a shirt. Fold it like it comes in the package and stack it with the rest of your properly folded tshirts. Now what do you do about yellow arm pit stains? A more serious and unavoidable issue.
either a) wear black tees or b) get crystal deodorant

 

[velvel87]

what is that?

 

[StarterStyle]

Is this a serious question? I Hulk Hogan my shirts.

 

[Joshua Arson]

Originally Posted by StarterStyle

Is this a serious question? I Hulk Hogan my shirts.

it says (serious) in the title, of course it's a serious question! Man needs to know how to get nude, cut him some slack.

 

[brohymn]

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