How do you comeback from a cock-blocking? (share entertaining stories etc.)

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

What? Cockblocking has to mean that you actually have some chance at getting laid. Just randomly talking to a women for a minute and then having another guy interject isn't cock blocking. It's just what happens at bars. Now, if you're kissing this chick and she's all about going back to your lair for some fuxxings, and THEN a dude interjects, that's a total cockblock. But cockblocking isn't possible after a 90 second conversation. I love you w/a, but I will fight you to the death on this.

Agree^^^!

Noun.....
cockblock (plural cockblocks)

(slang) A person who deliberately or inadvertently makes impossible another's intended goal of sexual intercourse.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

What? Cockblocking has to mean that you actually have some chance at getting laid. Just randomly talking to a women for a minute and then having another guy interject isn't cock blocking. It's just what happens at bars. Now, if you're kissing this chick and she's all about going back to your lair for some fuxxings, and THEN a dude interjects, that's a total cockblock. But cockblocking isn't possible after a 90 second conversation. I love you w/a, but I will fight you to the death on this.

Maybe we had looser standards for labeling cockblocks where I'm from, either that or I've rarely ever encountered what you call a "true cockblock".

 

[Contingency Plan]

sorry mate can't relate: only omegas get cockblocked

 

[Catalyst]

There are too many women to worry about cockblocking.

 

[edinatlanta]

Originally Posted by edmorel

Ed, you are such a ******* idiot. You should have been like, "yeah girls, lets head on over to the club, hang out at the HBO table for awhile, get some drinks etc etc". Play that **** off like you are some HBO baller, signing checks and breaking necks. You have two girls delivered on a platter and a spot to take them where they will wet their panties and instead ********* shrivels up.

Originally Posted by Duff_Man

+1

And where the hell were you guys two years ago, almost to the day, when I ******* needed you huh?

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by KenN

I wasn't aware that this was a problem for females as well.
it's called a clamjam. One of my best friends was The Evil Cockblocking Warlord (hereafter known as ECBW). Allow me to present the t-shirt from his bachelor party:

The best story (and there are dozens) involved me, my best friend and some cute chick and her ugly friend. I ran interference to separate my bestie from the ugly friend, leave him and the cute chick alone. Success. Boy and girl getting closer n closer...coming along nicely, arm around her in a secluded section of the bar. ECBW appears, HAMMERED, sits on his lap, gives him a mini-lapdance, scoots his ass in so that he is sitting between them, puts an arm around each of them, leans forward, collapses, and pukes on their feet. We never saw her again. He even managed to successfully clamjam a girl we know...she's hot, but like 36, chatting to this 21 yr old guy, coming along well...ECBW appears and was like "and you'd never guess she was almost twice your age!!!!" He got all intimidated and awkward, and that was the endathat. Anyhow, we got our own back. Boy could never get it up when he was on e. No matter how hard she tried and how much viagra he took, no hope for him. We dropped some e into his beer at his wedding after party, and cockblocked him on his wedding night. His wife never quite forgave us

 

[BDC2823]

Originally Posted by Matt

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I need to go take a vacation to visit Matt and see these exploits happen.

 

[Matt]

ECBW married a British chick, moved to London and now has a son. I miss that boy. So many of my close friends have left in the past year...another going away party from an inner-circle boy tonight (the one on the left in that pic actually, I am on the right)