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How do you comeback from a cock-blocking? (share entertaining stories etc.)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Simion505, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. Simion505

    Simion505 Well-Known Member

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    I haven't yet devised any witty comebacks for a situation like this... so I'm at a loss to how you should respond... so please share stories of when you've been cock-blocked and how you've dealt with it!
     
  2. volatility smile

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  3. frenchy

    frenchy Well-Known Member

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    was it a freindly cock block (by freind or wingman) a random cock block (unknown dude) or the hot chicks fat freind cock block?
     
  4. Sherlock

    Sherlock Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you shouldn't hit on a chick in front of her boyfriend?
     
  5. scientific

    scientific Well-Known Member

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    ever seen the godfather, pt II?
     
  6. Joffrey

    Joffrey Well-Known Member

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    I suffered from an epic cockblock a few weekends ago. Still traumatized.
     
  7. ConcernedParent

    ConcernedParent Well-Known Member

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    If she wants it as much as you do, it'd work itself out in the end.
     
  8. kruze

    kruze Well-Known Member

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    I'll be honest, when I've experienced these it usually happens for a reason. So I usually get pissed then end up forgetting about it and move on. There's always other shit out there.


    Edit: Oh and what the guy above me said too. Have also experienced that.
     
  9. Yika

    Yika Well-Known Member

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    i googled cock-blocking.... not what i expected..
     
  10. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos Well-Known Member

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    If she wants it as much as you do, it'd work itself out in the end.
    This. If the cockblock is successful, it sucks. No doubt. But if the chick is really into you, she'll deflect the cockblock attempt. Certain people are more influential cockblockers than others, of course, and their cockblocking spells are harder to break. Best female friends of the intended hookup, for example, can cockblock more powerfully than anyone. If they initiate the cockblock, your cock is blocked. Also, respect the fact that sometimes the cockblock is initiated for good reason (as someone else mentioned). If the chick is too wasted to be of rational mind and body, you should let her go. If she's got a bf or husband or something, let her go. If you're generally being a predatory sleezebucket and are known for such behavior, then don't be surprised when female friends cockblock you with their other female friends. Etc.
     
  11. Howell31

    Howell31 Well-Known Member

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    If she's got a bf or husband or something, let her go.

    Just because a girl has a bf/husband doesn't necessarily mean you shouldn't hook-up with her: do it if she wants it of course, but it's also worth a try if you think that she wants it but hasn't thought about it, or if you think you could out-class her man. Plus sneaking around always makes for hot, hot sex.
     
  12. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Well-Known Member

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    Just because a girl has a bf/husband doesn't necessarily mean you shouldn't hook-up with her: do it if she wants it of course, but it's also worth a try if you think that she wants it but hasn't thought about it, or if you think you could out-class her man. Plus sneaking around always makes for hot, hot sex.

    Please see this thread http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=192536
     
  13. tomgirl

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    My best friend gets drunk and beligerent and cock blocks without even realizing it. She does this thing where she kind of picks verbal disagreements with whatever guy happens to approach me, up to the point that he ends up furiously trying to defend himself because she somehow got him to talk about his views on the middle east/raw food diets/feminism, and challenges almost everything he says. It kind of pisses me off sometimes, but I can't stop the beast.
     
  14. KenN

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    My best friend gets drunk and beligerent and cock blocks without even realizing it. She does this thing where she kind of picks verbal disagreements with whatever guy happens to approach me, up to the point that he ends up furiously trying to defend himself because she somehow got him to talk about his views on the middle east/raw food diets/feminism, and challenges almost everything he says. It kind of pisses me off sometimes, but I can't stop the beast.

    I wasn't aware that this was a problem for females as well.
     
  15. edinatlanta

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    Wendell Pierce once cockblocked me in China. This was after he and I became cool with each other.
     
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    My best friend gets drunk and beligerent and cock blocks without even realizing it. She does this thing where she kind of picks verbal disagreements with whatever guy happens to approach me, up to the point that he ends up furiously trying to defend himself because she somehow got him to talk about his views on the middle east/raw food diets/feminism, and challenges almost everything he says. It kind of pisses me off sometimes, but I can't stop the beast.

    Be honest, how fat is she?
     
  18. bigbris1

    bigbris1 Well-Known Member

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    My best friend gets drunk and beligerent and cock blocks without even realizing it. She does this thing where she kind of picks verbal disagreements with whatever guy happens to approach me, up to the point that he ends up furiously trying to defend himself because she somehow got him to talk about his views on the middle east/raw food diets/feminism, and challenges almost everything he says. It kind of pisses me off sometimes, but I can't stop the beast.

    Here's what to do in that sitch:

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  19. edmorel

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    You can really stop my cawk, you can only hope to contain it.
     
  20. FLMountainMan

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    My best friend gets drunk and beligerent and cock blocks without even realizing it. She does this thing where she kind of picks verbal disagreements with whatever guy happens to approach me, up to the point that he ends up furiously trying to defend himself because she somehow got him to talk about his views on the middle east/raw food diets/feminism, and challenges almost everything he says. It kind of pisses me off sometimes, but I can't stop the beast.

    Be honest, how fat is she?

    She gotta smile,

    Yeah, She gotta smile and

    she's flashin' it right at me

    She gotta wink, a wink across

    the bar and I know that it's meant to be.

    She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over

    and i know this could be my day.

    She got a ... friend,

    Eeeew she gotta friend;

    Why's she standin' in her way?!?

    It's her big fat friend!

    Oh god there's always one

    Big fat friend

    To ruin my F---ing fun!

    Well baby baby baby

    if it's boots you wanna knock,

    Leave your chubbly friend at home

    because she's gonna block the cock.

    Now I'm afraid of no man,

    With any I'll contend,

    But I cannot compete with your

    Big Fat Friend.

    (Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)

    She won't leave her alone,

    She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic

    coments while she's suckin' on that

    chicken bone.

    Well, you may think you've won the

    battle but i tend to dis-agree.

    See I know you, and your Achelies Heel,

    And he's standing next to me.

    My non-discriminating friend

    (So what that you're a cow!)

    Non-discriminating friend!

    (I'll nail you anyhow!)

    Now I know that he's no looker

    and he's had a couple rounds,

    But with every shot of Jager

    hey you loose a couple pounds!

    Now baby baby baby bring the

    evening to an end,

    Just you and me and my pal,

    and your big fat friend.
     

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