It's pretty likely that you live by yourself. When you live with someone else and are constantly parading through the common areas with backdrops, mannequins, tripods, and armfuls of clothes that don't fit said person you're walking by, the situation might be a little different.
I actually left a YSL Rive Gauche the other day as I had already purchased a Brioni, Versace, Charvet, and Barba earlier which put this one to shame. It was really sad to be searching for a name and realize it was as flimsy as the polyester stuff I was passing by.
Sorry my dude, but you can't speak in third person unless you're finding the following:
A large chain of local thrift stores is called ARC (Association for Retarded Citizens), though they don't advertise the acronym as meaning anything other than benefitting the mentally handicapped.
Edited by acosbysweater - 11/16/12 at 12:19pm