Flatmate is About to Screw me over

Nouveau Pauvre · Nov 4, 2008

So my roommate is third cousin to some stupid Saudi dynasty, and hes cutting out early on the apartment because of some stuipid month long royal ceremony. Since he's not American, the lease is in my name and I'm a bout to be royally f*cked. Our SoHo loft is 8 grand a month and that's just not an extra 4k that daddy is going to want to spend. Holy **** he might take away my Barneys card, and I'll have to put everything on my Visa and that has a 3k limit.

OMG I'm freaking out, daddy says the Maserati might have to wait ill I finish school because it's not economic to keep in the city. Some bullshit about his hedge funds and Obama winning. I'm freaking out SF WTF do I do?!?!?!?

whodini · Nov 4, 2008

You take a couple of pseudo-homoerotic photos on your laptop, pull a rabit out of your hat, and suddenly you think you're comedian?

Nouveau Pauvre · Nov 4, 2008

Originally Posted by whodini

You take a couple of pseudo-homoerotic photos on your laptop, pull a rabit out of your hat, and suddenly you think you're comedian?

rofl. sigged.

kalice · Nov 5, 2008

My apologies, but try as I might, I can't seem to feel your pain.

Thomas · Nov 5, 2008

Originally Posted by Magician

rofl. sigged.

oh, Damn it all. My minute of glory has ended

Viktri · Nov 5, 2008

Originally Posted by whodini

You take a couple of pseudo-homoerotic photos on your laptop, pull a rabit out of your hat, and suddenly you think you're comedian?

Where is the video of the rabbit out of hat trick?

acidboy · Nov 5, 2008

I'd be scared sh*tless if a Saudi guy is gonna screw me. Over and over.

West24 · Nov 5, 2008

this is what i would do.

whodini · Nov 5, 2008

Originally Posted by Viktri

Where is the video of the rabbit out of hat trick?
Probably was taken down fairly quickly. Guess the mods don't exactly like it when people draw bunny ears and whiskers on a penis and put it up on youtube for the forum.

totally epic · Nov 5, 2008

Originally Posted by West24

this is what i would do.
You can't tecktonik you way out of situations. God knows I've tried.

Gravitas · Nov 5, 2008

Originally Posted by totally epic

You can't tecktonik you way out of situations. God knows I've tried.

Yeah, tektoniking may not help, but moonwalking certainly will. Or you could always make a porno in your apartment.

Fuuma · Nov 5, 2008

Wait, you guys know about Tektonik!!? I thought the phenomenon was safely contained. Does anyone want an eagle sleeveless tee?

Orsini · Nov 5, 2008

That's life in the big city...

alexmadison · Nov 5, 2008

Where is the video of the rabbit out 'OF HIS WHAT'?

Viktri · Nov 5, 2008

Originally Posted by whodini

Probably was taken down fairly quickly. Guess the mods don't exactly like it when people draw bunny ears and whiskers on a penis and put it up on youtube for the forum.

ahah

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