It's getting colder out, so Ken is starting to wear the same thing he wore everyday last fall: his blue button-up, his trusty vest, and me!
Me and Ken have been together for a little over a year. I was born in Japan and didn't know too many people in Chicago, but Ken was real nice. He had a van full of Gum Drops and Junior Mints, and all I had to do was sit between his legs! Here's a picture of us when we first met!
On an average night, Ken takes me out to the hippest hangouts in town and drinks lots of iced tea in short little glasses. Usually it's just me and him hanging out for the first couple of hours. He likes to get there early!
Every once in a while his phone will ring, and then some other people come and say "Hey, how long you been here?" and Ken says "Just a couple minutes," probably because he doesn't want them to know how much fun we've been having without them! Then we talk to We Like Vans models!
Lots of times Ken spends time on the floor. It's OK unless it happens the day after I had a bath, because I only get one every couple of months. To make up for it, he shares his iced tea with me!
That's about it! Then we go home, always just the two of us even though Ken asks lots of girls to come with. One time a girl got in the truck with us, but left when Ken gave her back some of the iced tea he drank earlier. That's OK, I'll take it!
Ken's an OK guy. I admit I don't always get him--like when he uses his left hand to unbutton me and says "Hello, there, stranger"... but there's nobody there but us!--but we fit together like peas and pods. For now. He's getting a little too fat for me. Eventually, he'll probably grow out of me, just like everyone else, and then cry about it when we don't grow with him. Oh well, thanks for listening!
Oh yeah, I also made an appearance on the inside of his hiphop project. We sold 8 copies! I'm famous!
Me and Ken have been together for a little over a year. I was born in Japan and didn't know too many people in Chicago, but Ken was real nice. He had a van full of Gum Drops and Junior Mints, and all I had to do was sit between his legs! Here's a picture of us when we first met!
On an average night, Ken takes me out to the hippest hangouts in town and drinks lots of iced tea in short little glasses. Usually it's just me and him hanging out for the first couple of hours. He likes to get there early!
Every once in a while his phone will ring, and then some other people come and say "Hey, how long you been here?" and Ken says "Just a couple minutes," probably because he doesn't want them to know how much fun we've been having without them! Then we talk to We Like Vans models!
Lots of times Ken spends time on the floor. It's OK unless it happens the day after I had a bath, because I only get one every couple of months. To make up for it, he shares his iced tea with me!
That's about it! Then we go home, always just the two of us even though Ken asks lots of girls to come with. One time a girl got in the truck with us, but left when Ken gave her back some of the iced tea he drank earlier. That's OK, I'll take it!
Ken's an OK guy. I admit I don't always get him--like when he uses his left hand to unbutton me and says "Hello, there, stranger"... but there's nobody there but us!--but we fit together like peas and pods. For now. He's getting a little too fat for me. Eventually, he'll probably grow out of me, just like everyone else, and then cry about it when we don't grow with him. Oh well, thanks for listening!
Oh yeah, I also made an appearance on the inside of his hiphop project. We sold 8 copies! I'm famous!
