Originally Posted by philosophe
Here's hoping it's a short visit from the dreadful guests. Keep your homicidal impulses in check. More single malt is cheaper than an insanity defense.
Until Sat. Dropped their asses off at the monuments this morning. As of 9 pm, have ignored 3 pick us up calls, ehm, working late. Will be forced to answer the 4th or things become obvious. Did I mention the redneck eats more than a Sumo wrestler?
Originally Posted by james_timothy
Suggest you start talking about Allen Edmonds seconds. And how to untie a necktie.
On the bright side, redneck with a ponytail will be wearing a suit tomorrow. Deep gorge, ventless. All the cliches apply. Considering suggesting he wear the pony inside his suit jacket. Might advise him its Arlington National Cemetery protocol. Will photograph and post if I can pull it off.