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post #2461 of 5464
maybe it's her ass?
post #2462 of 5464
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

last night, this girl who went to my high school (but who I actually never met. Not sure why she friended me nor why I accepted) decided to post a rant about her new husband for all the world to see. Then he responded to the rant in the comments section with his own sort of accusations. Other people got involved, etc. Through it all, they utilized Facebook's people link thing and mentioned multiple names, so no doubt it blew up all over their walls as well.


God I find it hilarious.

Come on man, copy and paste the deets.
post #2463 of 5464
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Originally Posted by suited View Post

Delish!


Some chick had a status update that said "I'm not sure whose (she wrote who's) ASS STINKS in this bed, Russ or the dog's but it's NASTY." She deleted it sometime in the last week. Neither one of them went to college and they're on their 4th kid supported by a young cop's salary. She's always posting updates about blowing money on massages, buying a 60" tv, etc.

She sounds like someone Tagut would be friends with IRL.
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

She sounds like someone Tagut would be friends with IRL.

Neo, I really don't think you get me at all.
post #2465 of 5464
Here's something I noticed this morning: the facebook friends I have from the small, crappy town I grew up in and who haven't gotten out of that world, live their lives like a pro wrestling story arc. They often post about feuds they have gotten themselves involved in. (They never start the feuds, by the way; they are always responding to the perfidious deeds of others.) They make 10 posts in a row about how you should never cross them because they are tough and stand up for themselves and don't take no shit from no one. And then their friends start supporting them and egging them on. Then after a couple days or a week, the feud peters out. But before too long another feud starts up.

I've noticed that my friends who are successful in life (defining "success" broadly) never act like that. They express annoyance with people sometimes, but it never consumes them and never becomes fuel for a long narrative. I assume that's because their lives are full of interesting things to do, and feuding with people detracts from what's important to them.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I've noticed that my friends who are successful in life (defining "success" broadly) never act like that. They express annoyance with people sometimes, but it never consumes them and never becomes fuel for a long narrative. I assume that's because their lives are full of interesting things to do, and feuding with people detracts from what's important to them.

Also you have to develop some emotional maturity to become successful, which discourages feuding. Well. Usually.
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Also you have to develop some emotional maturity to become successful, which discourages feuding. Well. Usually.

That's BULLSHIT! You dissed my post! I don't take that kind of shit, you get out of my grill man!
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I've been thinking about starting a blood feud for quite some time. If anyone is interested, let me know.

It's not so much that I'm unsuccessful or emotionally immature. I mean, I'm both, but that's not why I want to start the feud. It's just that I'm a big fan of Justified, and they make the whole deal look pretty cool.
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

I've been thinking about starting a blood feud for quite some time. If anyone is interested, let me know.

It's not so much that I'm unsuccessful or emotionally immature. I mean, I'm both, but that's not why I want to start the feud. It's just that I'm a big fan of Justified, and they make the whole deal look pretty cool.

I'm doing the Gator Chomp in the direction of the monitor right now.




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That made me feel dirty
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Unhealthy people I went to high school with posting happily about Minneapolis being named the #1 healthiest city in america by forbes.

Imagine how much earlier it would have been named #1 if your fat ass didn't live there?
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

Unhealthy people I went to high school with posting happily about Minneapolis being named the #1 healthiest city in america by forbes.

Imagine how much earlier it would have been named #1 if your fat ass didn't live there?

MissTravel.com named Greensboro as the least sexy destination in America:

http://blog.misstravel.com/misstravels-least-sexiest-destinations-in-america/

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On the topic of wtf food.

This guy usually posts decent enough stuff (he's the type of person who loudly proclaims his foodie status, probably because it is the "cool" thing to do now...but he's not an idiot so he can put out some decent looking stuff)....but wtf is this homemade pizza?

How do you eat that? It is cut into slices...but you can't actually pick one up and eat it.
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

I've been thinking about starting a blood feud for quite some time. If anyone is interested, let me know.

It's not so much that I'm unsuccessful or emotionally immature. I mean, I'm both, but that's not why I want to start the feud. It's just that I'm a big fan of Justified, and they make the whole deal look pretty cool.

I'm in. You and your kin will be shot on sight.
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Same guy also just posted this:


I was very tempted to write "I'm sure David Guetta just *loves* the part of his job where he has to hang out with middle managers from from a food conglomerate"
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

Unhealthy people I went to high school with posting happily about Minneapolis being named the #1 healthiest city in america by forbes.

Imagine how much earlier it would have been named #1 if your fat ass didn't live there?

Random tangent: Have you been back to Minneapolis recently? The city's bike infrastructure is ridiculous. Of course, it's Minneapolis, so can't be biked in (comfortably and/or safely) 9 months out of the year.. but it's impressive nonetheless!
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