A Social Disaster in Need of Major Clean-up... I NEED YOUR ADVICE

I ranked a group of girls in order of hotness. But in midst of the ranking, I gave up because they all look pretty much the same and ranked them in terms of personality. I did this in front of another guy as a joke. After I made my ranking, I strictly told him not to mention it to the girls who live in the house.

And of course.. less than a day later, one of them comes up to me and says, "Oh, we heard that you put so and so as the least hottest girl in our house!!"

I managed to bypass the situation then as the girl was alone, but I am most definitely headed towards a fiery girl hell unless you guys can suggest some sort of ingenious, slick way for me to get around this situation.

Personally, I cannot think of ANYTHING. I'm thinking some humor would help relieve this but I have no idea how I would go about solving this. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!! I have to see them every single day so pretty much tomorrow I will be heading to the guillotine.

you're fucked, son.

Originally Posted by TorinoLamborghini

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I'm thinking some humor would help relieve this but I have no idea how I would go about solving this.

Tell a joke.

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Very simple. Deny you ever did it!
You ever heard of Shaggy...."It wasn't me!"

Deny, deny, deny.

If that doesn't work, tell all of them are beautiful and that you'd take a run at any one of them.


Easy.

Really not the end of the world. Deny!

unless they have the paper with your handwriting, signature, DNA, blood sample, and ************ then DENY!

This calls for The Naked Man.

"What? No... that's not what I said. I said she was the least sluttiest or something like that. Not general "hotness". That's too difficult for the women in your house. Everyone has a hotness about them. But who cares anyway? I'm more interested in things other than a woman just having a "hot look".



(but good luck)

um... yeah. i kind of made a mistake of indirectly admitting that I did do it.

so denial's a bit out of the question.

any other suggestions would mean a lot.

darrrrrrrn I wish I had denied that would have been the easiest way out.

You're an idiot.

Tell them to **** off. You're a Man and it's your god-given right to rank women by their hotness. Then tell them if they want you to forgive them they have to sex you.

Or you could just apologize.

I feel so friggin stupid right now. ughhhhhhhhhhhh

I am guessing you are fourteen years old.

Back in my younger years, we used to sit on this wall outside a nightclub every single night. Those were great days, and we got tons of ass and barely ever went inside....club was on our right, there was a liquor store around the back where our drinks cost next-to-nothing compared to nightclub prices inside, there was a McDonalds to the left, and everyone would come chill on our wall at some point when it got too hot inside, or when they went for a McD's run.

We were The Wall Guys, everyone knew us since Heaven was the hottest club in town back then, and we very rarely went in (although we were there early, free entry and one free drink if we came before nine)....then we'd plant ourselves on the wall and let the evenings unfold.

Anyhow, one night we were sitting there ranking girls as they walked by as we were wont to do, and my best friend of the day 'Simmo' was there chatting to a guy and his gf, who was a skank that we had all ripped through.

Simmo was like 'you know, I think the worst ranking you could ever give a girl is three, so she can at least preserve some kind of dignity and self respect, despite what a pigugly skank she may be'

Then he leaned forward into the face of our mate's gf and yelled 'THREEEEEE'

Funny as hell.

Anyhow, don't know why I just remembered a 15 year old story, but to the OP, the answer is simple, tell them to rank the personality of all the guys you know, and laugh and tell them if you finish any higher than last then you know you've earned your stripes. Then move on.

hey thanks so much m@T. that was definitely the most helpful tip I received. I think that will work out well.

thanks a lot everyone.

the lower rating girls need to step up and prove themselves worthy of going up the ranks.