The Dry Denim Algorithm

[ken]

Your friendly neighborhood Saucemistress kindly posted a bit of advice on soaking/washing in this very thread not long ago: http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...&postcount=451

It's an infinite loop. I hope you bought Samurais.

 

[Ott]

you forgot the other 57 steps leading up to "Buy some dry jeans"



Do I size down 2?????

 

[whodini]

ken, most people just go out and have a few beers. Anything you wanna talk about, buddy? And by the way, your algorithm's fucked just after "sanforized." As is the case with most women, "yes" should be "no," "no" should be "yes."

 

[NoVaguy]

wait, i thought you soaked if your jeans were not sanforized and didn't soak if they were sanforized?

 

[Saucemaster]

Yes, as currently written, no one will be soaking their PBJs or Samurai's before wearing. However, in the interest of seeing a massive and amusing crop of posts six months from now saying, "My SDA's shrunk up and now they're too small! OMG this suxx0rz!", I say we leave it.

I would also suggest that the "are your jeans sanforized?" step also test for "are your jeans one-wash". IF jeans(onewash) OR jeans(sanforized), THEN....

Soon our product will be complete, gentleman, and we will unleash it on the unsuspecting world.

 

[ken]

Originally Posted by whodini

ken
And by the way, your algorithm's fucked just after "sanforized." As is the case with most women, "yes" should be "no," "no" should be "yes."

There are bugs in the matrix. I am troubleshooting now...

 

[ken]

Originally Posted by whodini

And by the way, your algorithm's fucked just after "sanforized." As is the case with most women, "yes" should be "no," "no" should be "yes."

What the hezbollah are you talkin about? Looks fine to me.

 

[zacharydschroeder]

heh, how clever of you to edit your original post, then say it looks fine! I was fooled to the max.

 

[ken]

My web of lies is woven tightly, my son.

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by ken

You're a genius, whodini, and should be commended for your work. "I once was lost but now am found." Praise Jesus.

You're one smooth operator, ken.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

I don't like the PERFORM ACTIVITIES FOR WHICH JEANS ARE NOT NECESSARY bit. When I wash my jeans, I put on other jeans.

 

[Saucemaster]

Perhaps if we changed it to "perform activities with which jeans are incompatible"? Like competing in a Most Beautiful Knees contest.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Change it to "is it time to put your jeans back on, dude?" and arrows to YES and NO and arrows back to the beginning. And somewhere have a box with, I dunno, a sandwich inside, in case of hunger.

 

[ken]

These and other requests will be considered in the Dry Denim Algorithm v1.0.1.

 

[ken]

v1.0.1 is now harder to read than ever before!

Does Photobucket have a size restriction?