punchlines

[denimdestroyedmylife]

• and then her uterus fell out!
• face-off
• bob
• i can plainly see yr nuts
• eileen
• breaktime is over, now stand on your heads

 

[VKK3450]

eileen - what do you call a one eyed one legged girl?

K

 

[TheIdler]

The Aristocrats!
I was talking to the duck.
Who would wish for a 12-inch pianist?
No, I'm a frayed knot.

 

[landho]

"¢"Holy ****! A talking pie!"
"¢"Wrecked 'em? I damn near killed 'em!"
"¢The doctor was the boy's mother.
"¢"You should really take a look at your mouth."
"¢Kermit's finger

 

[Jenaimarr]

fsh

 

[sybaritical]

"¢ "Fridge"

"¢ Shredded tweet

"¢ "But, say what!? You sure do have big grasshoppers around here"

"¢ The astronaut keeps falling off the kite.

"¢ A peeled baby in a bag of salt

 

[TheIdler]

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
One is a slimy, bottom-dwelling scum-sucker. The other is a fish.
His lips are moving.
A good start!

 

[VKK3450]

Awwww, I thought it was like Jeopordy where you say the punchline and we guess the question

 

[Toiletduck]

This is the lazy mans joke corner.

The punchline without the lame story telling

 

[RJman]

A brick!

I didn't know you could get wool from 'em!

Boutros-Boutros Ghali!

 

[Dedalus]

Hairlip! Hairlip!

 

[Neo_Version 7]

"You mean there's a drink called Irving?"

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ping pong balls?! i thought you said "king kong's balls"!

my four year old.

 

[Fade to Black]

- because there's twenty of them.
- when the big hand is on the little hand
- boys' pants half off
- it's the cobblestones
- what did i tell you about farting in the shower?

 

[denning]

Green paint
A stick (my personal favourite)
A stick
Crabs on your organ
Idiot brought me a Slovak instead.
They're both purple...except for the polar bear.
A pink flat fish