LaRon Landry

[drizzt3117]

Here's what happened, as reported a few other places: First-round pick LaRon Landry, slated to start opposite Sean Taylor at strong safety, stood over a teammate and shot him, execution-style, during a match. The victim, however, turned the tables. He shot back, point blank, at Landry's testicles. Wow. Getting queasy just typing this.

So here's what we have learned. Landry's testicles swelled up so much, they were nearly grapefruit-sized.

owned.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Is that why he hasn't been posting?

 

[Manton]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Is that why he hasn't been posting?

He posted today on LL. From county jail?

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Is that why he hasn't been posting?

So if paintball shots make your sack that much larger, what if you invent a quick home version of the shot to be used on **********. 30 minutes or so before intercourse, the guy shoots himself in the tool and voila! Could be bigger than Cialis and Viagra.

 

[DNW]

What am I missing?

 

[Reggs]

I don't understand.

 

[Ambulance Chaser]

Interesting. The local news reports said he was shot in the groin during a team-building paintball outing with defensive teammates without going into details.

On the bright side, at least the players played paintball rather than taking an "Introduction to BJJ" class.